Terry: This kind of thing ever happen to you?
Let me tell you about a woman named Selina Kyle...
[Whilst Green Arrow and Batman are currently tied to a "Cat Themed" Death Trap, this exchange occurs] Batman
: You've let larceny taint your loveliness Catwoman. Catwoman
: My pet cats will soon silence that insolent tongue of...did you say lovely? Green Arrow
: Less talk, more utility belts, huh? Are you even listening to me? [Both continue ignoring Green Arrow] Batman
: Lovely, yes, but evil too. Give up this life of crime Catwoman. Allow me to help...rehabilitate you
. Green Arrow
:...Wait, are you two flirting? Catwoman
: Aww. Always trying to declaw me Batman. Which is why I must clip your wings. Permanently. Batman
: Not if I collar you first. Green Arrow
: You are! You're flirting! Flirterers! [After they break free and Catwoman escapes] Green Arrow
: Ugh. You have so
got the hots for her. Batman
. My only interest in her is rehabilitation.
: "My real prey is, and shall always
[Batman and Catwoman are caught in the middle of a Foe Yay filled altercation]
Black Canary: *Ahem* Are we interrupting something? 'Cos it sure looks like we're interrupting something.
: So we see, Romeo.
: "No offense— I mean, you're my hero
and all — but relationship advice?
'Oh, Catwoman... Let me kiss
you! I mean arrest
you! I mean kiss
you! I mean arrest
[Batman and Robin catch Catwoman unmasked, and recognize her as Bruce Wayne's love interest.] Robin:
Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka! [Sad music plays as Batman stares pensively into the distance.] Robin:
Batman, I... Batman:
Say no more, Robin. It could be... compromising. Robin:
Of course. Batman:
It's just... one of those things, in the life of every crime fighter. It means nothing. Snap on the Batcuffs.
Martine: (on other end)
Who is this?! Who has Gunter's phone!? Gunter: (chidingly)
Gunter does. I
am a very good boyfriend. Even if you shoot me
Chibs: (to his sheriff girlfriend)
You're a cop, and I'm a criminal. I'm never gonna tell you about my business and you sure as shit aren't gonna tell me yours. So no, we won't be taking strolls down main street hand in hand picking out furniture, and whatever shite normal couples do. I like you, the sex is great, and when you're not tearing apart every moment that we're together, you're actually a lot of fun. (They push each other, slap each other and then have sex)
: "I'm a law-breaker! I break the law! How's that make you feel? Quantum Cop
: "I uh... uh..." Jenn
: "Maybe later I could wear this and shoplift something...right in front of you..."
Kate: Where'd you meet?
Police Chief Janine: Well...he's sort of wanted for robbing a post office. But we can't make the charges stick anyway, so it's fine.
Aw, I am happy for you.
: [I]t is the world's most fabulous game of cat and blind mouse. I wonder who is really chasing who. I'm the world's greatest thief, but I'll never know if I have truly stolen his heart.
: Doctor, River
was brainwashed to kill you? The Doctor
: Well, she did, and then used her remaining lives
to bring me back. As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.
: "So that's it, then. We're always going to be on opposite sides." Circe
: "Well, it does keep things interesting."
: Young lady, that's no reason
to be soft
on a villain! What
did I tell
you about getting romantically involved with evil?
Sanaa: "It's not a bad way to kill time, as long as it ultimately results in the total destruction of her lair and the ruination of her nefarious plans!"
: Oh. Yes. Well, I meant
I hate everything about you / Why do I love you?
Red Arrow: (to Aqualad) Take Sportsmaster. Cheshire's mine!
Mmm, so territorial and only our third date.
Cheshire: Why, Arrow! If you wanted another date, you only had to ask.
Artemis: You two are dating?!
Red Arrow: What? No!
Ugh. Why deny the attraction?