Bruce: Let me tell you about a woman named Selina Kyle...
Batman: You've let larceny taint your loveliness Catwoman.
Catwoman: My pet cats will soon silence that insolent tongue of...did you say lovely?
Green Arrow: Less talk, more utility belts, huh? Are you even listening to me?
[Both continue ignoring Green Arrow]
Batman: Lovely, yes, but evil too. Give up this life of crime Catwoman. Allow me to help...rehabilitate you.
Green Arrow:...Wait, are you two flirting?
Catwoman: Aww. Always trying to declaw me Batman. Which is why I must clip your wings. Permanently.
Batman: Not if I collar you first.
Green Arrow: You are! You're flirting! Flirterers!
[After they break free and Catwoman escapes]
Green Arrow: Ugh. You have so got the hots for her.
Batman: Nonsense. My only interest in her is rehabilitation.
Black Canary: *Ahem* Are we interrupting something? 'Cos it sure looks like we're interrupting something.
Batman: Huntress. Black Canary. I was just...we were just...I can handle Catwoman on my own.
Huntress: So we see, Romeo.
Robin: Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!
[Sad music plays as Batman stares pensively into the distance.]
Robin: Batman, I...
Batman: Say no more, Robin. It could be... compromising.
Robin: Of course.
Batman: It's just... one of those things, in the life of every crime fighter. It means nothing. Snap on the Batcuffs.
Gunter: (chidingly) Gunter does. I am a very good boyfriend. Even if you shoot me, I still call!
Quantum Cop: "I uh... uh..."
Jenn: "Maybe later I could wear this and shoplift something...right in front of you..."
Police Chief Janine: Well...he's sort of wanted for robbing a post office. But we can't make the charges stick anyway, so it's fine.
Kate: Aw, I am happy for you.
The Doctor: Well, she did, and then used her remaining lives to bring me back. As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.
Circe: "Well, it does keep things interesting."
Sanaa: "It's not a bad way to kill time, as long as it ultimately results in the total destruction of her lair and the ruination of her nefarious plans!"
Othar: Oh. Yes. Well, I meant—
Cheshire: Mmm, so territorial and only our third date.
Artemis: You two are dating?!
Red Arrow: What? No!
Cheshire: Ugh. Why deny the attraction?