Quotes / Confusion Fu

What defense can be mounted against a foe possessed of a thousand unknown attacks?
Darko, 8-Bit Theater

Gavin: You might be wondering, "What skills do I have? Why would I lead a heist?" Well let me tell you: I have confusion... and disorientation.
Jack: There's medicine for that...
Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V, "Gavin's Heist"

[Gavin]'s gonna stupid himself to victory again!
Geoff Ramsey, GTA IV: Cops & Crooks

Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
— Baroque! Quality Description, used for the game of Knife-and-Candle, Fallen London

I see... I think left and it comes from the right, I think up and it comes from below. Your movements defraud the opponent's assumptions, and you turn what seems like a bad attack into a brilliant strategy.

There are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot.

EDI: If two AI weapons are pitted against each other, the one with superior hardware will always win. Human misjudgements defy predictive models.
Joker: License to screw up, commander. You heard it straight from the ship!

He was a stubborn foe...But I'm CRAZY!! So I won.
Leon Powalski, Star Fox Command

One of the strengths of the Orc & Goblin army is the variety of troops, ranging from tiny Snotlings to vast Giants. The challenge to you as a commander is to knit this disparate force together into a coherent whole. Actually, with the general waywardness of the greenskins this is almost impossible. What you really need to do is understand your army better than your opponent, and be ready to exploit his confusion when something odd happens (as it will), such as the tiny Snotlings holding up his elite regiment for half the battle.
With the greenskins, your best plan can be simply taking as many fun units as possible and letting the rest sort itself out.
Warhammer Armies: Orcs & Goblins

Starfire: Help me understand your fighting style.
Harley Quinn: What style?
Starfire: Oh! Now I get it.

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