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Quotes: Boisterous Bruiser
"So... this is what a president looks like... HE GOT TWO ARMS! TWO LEGS! HE'S JUST LIKE US! AHAHAHAHA!"

When you meet with the lads of the Elfmaid, my friend,
You would rather face Umberlee's wrath.
Or swim in a saltwater bath!
Come ashore with the lads of the Elfmaid, my friend.
Some taverns to plunder, some guards to sunder,
And then, a short rest in the jail!
—Sung (badly) while in his "resting" phase by Hrolf the Unruly, a "genial ship's captain with a taste for recreational mayhem". Tangled Webs by Elaine Cunningham.

Listen to me. I've already told you you've only got two choices here, and you've already told me you aren't gonna do the smart thing. All right, that only leaves the dumb thing, and if you're gonna go that route, you've got some things to learn, and that's why I'm here.
Senior Chief Harkness, Honor Among Enemies

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