Quotes / Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head

Fan Works

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely said.

— Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

"O' a poo-poo head!"

— Lily Loud suggesting insults with her siblings and her brother's girlfriend, Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, Episode 35

MX: YOU THINK I'LL SHOW ANY MERCY TO YOU? I'M PURE EVIL. I'M DIABOLICAL!
Lucas: The only "Dia-" you are is "Dia-betic"!
MX: Wha-?! (gasps) I'LL KILL YOU!

— A conversation between MX and Lucas

Films — Animated

"YOU'RE HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE... STINKY BOYS!!"

—Shanti, to Mowgli and Ranjan, The Jungle Book 2

Shark Army General: We got a message from your brother Garmadon. You wanna hear it?
Master Wu: Oh, yeah? What did he say?
Shark Army General: (clears throat) He says you're a big, stupid dumb-dumb with a dumb face and a big butt and your butt stinks and you smell like a butt.
Master Wu: That sounds like my brother.

— The LEGO Ninjago Movie

Films — Live-Action

"Oh it's alright, I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?"

— Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

"You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"

— Eros, Plan 9 from Outer Space

Literature

"Mad dogs! Sad dogs! Stupid crazy bad dogs!"

— Lucky, Survivor Dogs

Live-Action TV

Gina: Sarge, you need to quit this diet. Amy and I folded. You won.
Sgt. Terry Jeffords: It's not a competition! We were on the same side, until you deserted me for Team Eating-Food! [Whining] Was that a good burn? I'm too hungry to tell.
Det. Amy Santiago: It was a great burn, Sarge.

— Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"That's the empty rhetoric of a defeated dictator, and I don't like your face either."

— The Doctor, Doctor Who, "Horror of Fang Rock"

"If you can help me find my father, you should. Otherwise you're just...mean."

— Phoebe Buffay, Friends

"Well you're a... big, stupid octopus head!"

— Lily to Barney, How I Met Your Mother

"You little weenie! Keep walking!"

— Amy Bouzaglo, Kitchen Nightmares, "Amy's Baking Company"

(To the sky) "Oh, well done. I don't even believe in you and you've done me up like bastard kipper. (to his potential date) Well FUCK YOU WINONA RYDER! (to Naomi) And FUCK YOU NAOMI! (to everyone else) And...FUCK YOU, SOCK-FEET! AND YOU, LITTLE TINY BAG-SHOULDER! AND YOU, I'VE SEEN YOU BEHIND ME EARRING-EARS! FUCKING RICE-MOUTH! FUCK YOU, BAT-WING SLEEVES! OH, SOMEONE'S PUT GEL IN HIS HAIR! FUCK YOU, GEL-HEAD! OHHH FUCK YOU, CRACKER-HAND!"

— Dan, Man Down

Video Games

149th Critic: You're a stupid, dumb, dumb, stupid face.
Beethro: My face is stupid?
149th Critic: And also dumb.
Beethro: Hey! Get back here and say that to my... (sigh) face...

— Deadly Rooms of Death The Second Sky

"You think a soldier'd lose? Get serious, cheesehead!"

— Ralf Jones, The King of Fighters 2001

"Seems like being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try things HER way! Alright? Fatty! Adopted fatty! Fatty-fatty-no-parents!"

— Wheatley, Portal 2

"Have I wandered into a vegetables market? Look at all these faces reeking of potatoes."

—Vil Schoenheit, Twisted Wonderland

Web Original

Apparently Hillary Clinton does a pretty good Donald Trump. Then again, it's not exactly hard. You just squint your eyes, react to every question as if you caught a whiff of a stinky steak fart, and call everyone a "LEW-sur".

— DListed, "Donald Trump impressions are like pizza and sex; even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good"

"On a recent visit to my rather conservative in-laws' place, my darling son gathered all his potty vocab together to call his grandmother- and I'm quoting here- 'a poopie bum-bum wee-wee face with a toilet for a brain'."

— Is it OK to Laugh at Potty Humour?

Web Video

Allah Gold: Space general, you and not equal to I think severe.
Space General: Smelly boy.

— Backstroke of the West

Candy cut my hair and make me big dummy poo-poo dummy. (blows raspberry)

— Donkey Kong inflicting this trope on himself, Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day

Saruman: Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Fool.
Gandalf: Two can play at that game, Saruman the White. Or should I say... Saruman the Stupid?
Saruman: What?
Gandalf: Saruman the Silly!
Saruman: Stop that.
Gandalf: Saruman the Wrinkly...
Saruman: Stop.
Gandalf: SARUMAN THE STINKY!
Saruman: Nooo!

— Gandalf Claps Back

"You idiot poop face"

— Anyone, in Kingdom Hearts in a Nutshell when someone does something dumb

"You're a smelly poo face, you're a smelly poo face, I got the diamonds! (Blows raspberries)"

— Squid, Quest, "Quest to Hum Quietly"

Shadow: You have to do what I say or else you're under arrest, Eggman! Egg-face! Egg-poopy-poopy-butt!
Eggman: You may be the— don't you ever fucking call me that ever again, I'll kill you!

— Real-Time Fandub Goes to Hell

Nora: Oh, yeah! Well, your base looks... like a big, dumb boot!
Jaune: Way to tell her, Nora.

— RWBY

"I have a new hearing aid, Emperor. Or should I call you... Darth Idiot?"

— Yoda, The Tragedy of Darth Sand by AlpacaHawk

Western Animation

"You big lying lie-face!"

— Rattles, Arthur, "Arthur, World's Greatest Gleeper"

Sokka: Why don't you ask Ms Know-It-All, Queen of the Twigs?
Katara: Oh yeah?! Well, you're Mr Lazy-Bum, King of the... Tents!

— Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Great Divide"

Bill Cosby: S'okay, take your time. Then what happened?
Girl: He... he said he would kill me if I ever said anything.
Bill Cosby: Do you remember what he looked like?
Girl: Yeah. He had a scar on his arm... and he had a big, stupid doodoo head!
Bill Cosby: "A BIG, STUPID DOODOO HEAD!"

— Family Guy

"You're a poop nose."

— Kyle, right before earning a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown from Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Bill Cipher: Boy, that was even easier than I thought!
Mabel: Oh yeah? Well you're a... a... a stink-face!
Xyler: Awesome comeback, Mabel!

— Gravity Falls, "Dreamscaperers"

Bubbles: You dumb doo-doo brain!
Mojo Jojo: Doo-doo brain?! That's it! I've had it with your sassy mouth! I didn't want to do this! ...Well, actually, I did.
(Mojo turns dial on the laser up to eleven)

— The Powerpuff Girls, "Bubblevicious"

"You're just a bunch of tinkle-heads!"

— Angelica Pickles, Rugrats

The point is, I win and you stink.

— Mumm-Ra, ThunderCats Roar

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