Zuko: I know you're out there, chocolate - (gasp) The Avatar?! Time to make daddy love me!
Katara: Oh, Sokka, you're back. How was the fishing?
Sokka: I fought a shark!
Katara: Oh ... well, at least you still got paid. Right?
Sokka: Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. But since I literally spilled my own blood for this money, we're not just going to spend it on the first gimmick we see, ok-
Katara: Hey, look, a fortune teller!
Sokka: That's it! If there is anyone up there, just strike me down! Right now! (is attacked by a duck) Ow! Why a duck? Why a duck?!
Bato: Sokka, for trying to get out of this dangerous and abusive ritual, you get the Mark of Intelligence; Katara, for being manlier than your brother, you get the Mark of Courage; and Aang, for holding the puke bucket for Sokka, you get the Mark of Trust.
Aang: Yeeeeeaah... about that...
(Gilligan Cut to Sokka and Katara leaving Aang)
Aang: ...I think they took that well.
Sokka: Skepticism, skepticism, skepticism...
Katara: By the way, you've been frozen for a hundred years, your people have been wiped out by the Fire Nation, and the world is engulfed in war.
Katara: Aw, Sokka, you're a comic relief character! You couldn't beat up a shortbus full of nuns.
Aang: If fire can't exist in space because there's no oxygen, and comets are made up of ice and rock, why would a comet make firebenders stronger?
Roku: Because I said so, damn it!
Mechanist: Please understand. I had to make weapons for the Fire Nation, or they'd destroy our home!
Sokka: Silence, traitor!
Mechanist: But I already told you -
Sokka: You misunderstand. I mean you're a traitor to SCIENCE! You're the one responsible for all this steam-punk nonsense!
Mechanist: Well, surely steam-punk has some scientific -
Sokka: Steam. Powered. Jetskis.
Mechanist: My God, What Have I Done? How can I fix this?
Sokka: Let me get this straight. You can invent tanks, jetskis, and a gigantic friggin' drill, but the concept of a hot air balloon ... eludes you.
Mechanist: Um ... yes.
Sokka: I hate this world and everyone in it.
Sokka: You know something? The North Pole really sucks.
Katara: Like the South Pole was any different?
Sokka: Yeah - I lived in the South Pole. And even you have to admit that I'm a little better than chunks of ice and baby seals.
Katara: I don't know... baby seals are pretty cute.
Sokka: Why don't we leave the sarcasm to the professionals here, sis? By the way, can we gain a little altitude here, Aang? You're making me nervous.
Aang: Why? There's nothing out here, you said it yourself.
Sokka: Yeah, but there will be something out here. And when said thing does get here, I'd prefer not to be killed, maimed, or eaten by it.
Katara: Oh, now you're just being negative.
Sokka: No, I'm not being negative, I'm being realistic. Literally everywhere we've gone, something or someone has tried to kill us. Literally. Everywhere.
Aang: Yeah, well, we're due, okay? I'm not going to make Appa waste all his energy just because of your paranoia.
(Cue the Northern Water Tribe attacking them.)
Sokka: So... Am I gonna get a written apology, or-
Aang and Katara: Shut up, Sokka!
Aang: Y'know, I've been thinking, umm... maybe I can sort of teach you things, as I learn them? Y'know, where no one can see us... all alone... under a starry sky...
Katara: Really? That's a GREAT idea!
Aang: YES! Score!
Katara: What?
Aang: I mean whores! (Beat) Sokka made me say it.
Sokka: HEY!
Katara: I don't understand. How come I can't fight just because I'm a girl?!
Pakku: Listen, lass, haven't you ever played an RPG? Final Fantasy? Dragon Quest? Other than being the bloody love interest, lasses do one of two things: they heal or they summon monsters. And since I dunt see you pullin' a bloody dragon out of yer arse, get in the back row and CAST SOME BLOODY CURE SPELLS!!
Katara: F... Fu...
Pakku: You're gonna have t' speak up, lass. I can't hear ya over the sound of your own menstruation.
Katara: I said- [voice changes] FUCK THAT! I'm sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen anymore. I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the back seat in fights. I don't want to heal; I want to kick ass. Starting with yours.
Jin: Okay I'll keep it simple. I want. To Have Sex. With You.
Zuko: (Beat then voice changes) Baby, why didn't you just say so.
(Zuko claps his hands cue lights turning up and "Get Down Tonight" playing)
(Zuko claps his hands cue lights turning up and "Get Down Tonight" playing)
Jin: Oh my God! The lights! Your Voice! and...where's this music coming from?
Zuko: That would be my burning Soul.
Amon: Dreams don't ever really die lieutenant. You take them to the grave.
Katara: Hey there, good-looking. I'm Katara. What's your name?
Haru: My name is Haru. And yes, I am very, very good-looking. In fact, no word in any language can possibly describe how good-looking I am ... so you must make one up. A word like, 'sexy-fine'. But even this potent word cannot fully describe how beautiful I am.
Katara: I love you too.
