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Quotes: Armor Is Useless
"Following standard JRPG logic, that guy has no armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."

"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"
Hapless Fire Nation soldier, Avatar: The Abridged Series

"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."
Max Facepuncher, on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: It's very heavy.

"Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, Grisly!"
Duck Dodgers, about to provide a graphic example of this trope.*

"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."
Tobuscus as Ezio kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each

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