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Quotes: Armor Is Useless
"Following standard JRPG logic, that guy has no armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."

"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"
Hapless Fire Nation soldier, Avatar: The Abridged Series

"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."
Max Facepuncher, on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: It's very heavy.

"Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, Grisly!"
Duck Dodgersnote , Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century

"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."
Tobuscus as Ezio kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each

"This armor is useless, why do we even wear it?!"
Imperial stormtrooper (upon having his armor pierced by arrows), Family Guy: It's a Trap!

"Your friend is dead, and Meryn Trant's not. Because Trant had armor, and a big f**king sword."
The Hound, Game of Thrones

"The goggles! They do nothing!"
Rainer Wolfcastle, The Simpsons

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