History Quotes / ArmorIsUseless

8th Jan '16 4:48:52 PM TheBigBopper
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->''"The knight in shining armour is cool and all, but the archetype that imprinted itself in my soul at that formative age wasnít Sir Lancelot, or William the Marshall; it was Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi. [[TinTyrant And the only armour in the Star Wars universe seems to be worn by the villains]]. Plus, itís completely useless anyway, as teddy bears with slingshots can get through it."''
-->-- '''Guy Windsor''', historical fencing instructor
26th Nov '15 5:16:38 AM Vir
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-->-- '''Rainer Wolfcastle''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->-- '''Rainer '''Rainier Wolfcastle''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
9th Aug '15 2:33:02 AM SetsunasaNiWa
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-->-- '''[[Webcomic/TheFancyAdventuresOfJackCannon Max Facepuncher]]''', on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: [[CaptainObvious It's very heavy.]]

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-->-- '''[[Webcomic/TheFancyAdventuresOfJackCannon Max Facepuncher]]''', on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: [[CaptainObvious It's very heavy.]]
heavy.
11th Jun '15 11:55:38 AM TheBigBopper
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->''"I believe there is never a long gauntlett sent, let [[TheBlacksmith Hill]] make one with all speede he can possibly; for it will kill a man to serve in a whole cuirass. I am resolved to use nothing but back, brest and gauntlet; if I had a [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic Pott for the Head]] that were pistoll proofe it may be that I would use it if it were light..."''

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->''"I believe there is never a long gauntlett sent, let [[TheBlacksmith Hill]] make one with all speede he can possibly; for it will kill a man to serve in a whole cuirass. I am resolved to use nothing but back, brest and gauntlet; if I had a [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic Pott for the Head]] Head that were pistoll proofe it may be that I would use it if it were light...light, but my whole helmet will be [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic of no use to me at all]]."''



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26th May '15 12:48:31 AM Vir
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->''"The goggles! They do nothing!"''

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->''"The goggles! They ->''"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"''
22nd Apr '15 9:49:39 AM KamenRiderOokalf
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---> from Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's ''Theater/PrincessIda''

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---> from Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's ''Theater/PrincessIda''''Theatre/PrincessIda''
14th Mar '15 6:37:05 PM TheBigBopper
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->''"I believe there is never a long gauntlett sent, let [[TheBlacksmith Hill]] make one with all speede he can possibly; for it will kill a man to serve in a whole cuirass. I am resolved to use nothing but back, brest and gauntlet; if I had a [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic Pott for the Head]] that were pistoll proofe it may be that I would use it if it were light..."''
-->--'''[[RealLife Sir Edmund Verney]]''', [[EnglishCivilWar 1639]]
12th Feb '15 1:57:54 PM aolbain
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->''"No man charges into battle without helm and shield for the sake of a few sheep, no, not even if it is his wife that has been stolen."''
-->-- '''Literature/TheLongShips'''
15th Dec '14 8:46:47 AM Kirayoshi
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-->-- '''Arac''', "This Helmet I Suppose"; ''Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's 'Theater/PrincessIda'''

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-->-- '''Arac''', "This Helmet I Suppose"; ''Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's 'Theater/PrincessIda'''Suppose";
---> from Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's ''Theater/PrincessIda''
15th Dec '14 8:46:07 AM Kirayoshi
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-->-- '''Arac''', ''Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's 'Theater/PrincessIda'''

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-->-- '''Arac''', "This Helmet I Suppose"; ''Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's 'Theater/PrincessIda'''
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