Playing With / Gag Penis

A Double Entendre was not intended here.

Basic Trope: Large penis size Played for Laughs as opposed to seriously affecting sex life.
  • Straight:
    • Bob's penis measures 14" fully erect and the lump is visible through his pants, and he's the center of attention at the house party.
    • Bob brags to Dave about his size by holding up a hot dog bun while gesturing toward a woman and pointing to his groin with the other hand.
  • Exaggerated:
    • Actually, it measures 3' flaccid and dangles in one of his pant legs.
    • Bob lies down on the ground with his balls pressed against the base of a governmental flagpole.
  • Downplayed: One of Bob's friends teases him about how he usually has a visible bulge in his trousers, although he's not freakishly well-endowed. It's 8" hard, but that's never mentioned.
  • Justified:
    • Bob is in a fraternity contest or TV game show requiring him to use these jokes to proceed.
    • Bob is a porn star who frequently makes jokes about his junk.
  • Inverted: Teeny Weenie
  • Subverted:
    • Bob holds up a banana for a moment, then sets it aside next to the other groceries...
    • Bob is a grower, not a show-er
  • Double Subverted: ...and grabs an even larger cucumber to wave at his girlfriend/wife when she asks if he's finished.
  • Parodied: All men's penis sizes are indicated by varieties of trees or whales, while women are shown next to these symbols in actual size... and the women have expressions of anticipation.
  • Zig Zagged: ???
  • Averted:
  • Enforced: The Moral Guardians want to keep explicit sexual imagery out of TV, so symbols are hidden in the show as Parental Bonuses.
  • Lampshaded: "Bob, all the women want to climb your mountain."
  • Invoked: Bob carries several phallic objects in his backpack or suitcase, and the one he's holding in his hand indicates his interest in the girl he's curently looking at.
  • Exploited: ???
  • Defied: Bob avoids such symbols to avoid offending the girl he's currently dating.
  • Discussed:
    Alice: "Bob, you're gigantic!"
    Bob: "Yup."
  • Conversed: "You could put Bob in a jousting competition with a dick that big."
  • Deconstructed:
    • Bob's girlfriend dumps him because she thinks he's only concerned with giving her his banana.
    • Bob's large penis often gets him into trouble, such as getting an extremely obvious erection in public or people thinking he's concealing a gun at an airport. He initially has good luck with the ladies, but when it comes time to do the deed most women find his penis TOO big and even painful to use.
  • Reconstructed: Bob only uses these gags during foreplay or when context is otherwise appropriate.

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