''A DoubleEntendre [[AccidentalInnuendo was not intended here]].''

'''Basic Trope''': Large penis size PlayedForLaughs as opposed to seriously affecting sex life.
* '''[[AccidentalPun Straight]]''':
** Bob's penis measures 14" fully erect and the lump is visible through his pants, and he's the center of attention at the [[WildTeenParty house party]].
** Bob brags to Dave about his size by holding up [[EroticEating a hot dog bun]] while gesturing toward a woman and pointing to his groin with the other hand.
* '''Exaggerated''':
** Actually, it measures 3' ''flaccid'' and dangles in one of his pant legs.
** Bob lies down on the ground with his balls pressed against the base of a governmental flagpole.
* '''Downplayed''': One of Bob's friends teases him about how he usually has a visible bulge in his trousers, although he's not freakishly well-endowed. It's 8" hard, but that's never mentioned.
* '''Justified''':
** Bob is in a fraternity contest or TV game show requiring him to use these jokes to proceed.
** Bob is a porn star who frequently makes jokes about his junk.
* '''Inverted''': TeenyWeenie
* '''Subverted''':
** Bob holds up a banana for a moment, then sets it aside next to the other groceries...
** Bob is a [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grower%20not%20a%20shower grower, not a show-er]]
* '''Double Subverted''': ...and grabs an even larger cucumber to wave at his girlfriend[=/=]wife when she asks if he's finished.
* '''Parodied''': All men's penis sizes are indicated by varieties of trees or whales, while women are shown next to these symbols in actual size... and the women have expressions of ''anticipation''.
* '''Zig Zagged''': ???
* '''Averted''':
** No one jokes about penis size, or jokes are about other aspects of sex (romance, attitudes) instead of equipment.
** [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Large penis sizes are seriously believed to affect a man's sex life]], and Bob's larger-than-usual penis causes problems in his relationships.
* '''Enforced''': The MoralGuardians want to [[HarmfulToMinors keep explicit sexual imagery out of TV]], so [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar symbols are hidden in the show]] as {{Parental Bonus}}es.
* '''Lampshaded''': "Bob, all the women want to [[DoubleEntendre climb your mountain]]."
* '''Invoked''': Bob carries several phallic objects in his backpack or suitcase, and the one he's holding in his hand indicates his interest in the girl he's curently looking at.
* '''Exploited''': ???
* '''Defied''': Bob avoids such symbols to avoid offending the girl he's currently dating.
* '''Discussed''':
-->'''Alice''': "Bob, you're gigantic!"\\
'''Bob''': "Yup."
* '''Conversed''': "You could put Bob in a jousting competition with a dick that big."
* '''Deconstructed''':
** Bob's girlfriend dumps him because she thinks [[AllMenArePerverts he's only concerned with giving her his banana]].
** Bob's large penis often gets him into trouble, such as getting an extremely obvious erection in public or people thinking he's concealing a gun at an airport. He initially has good luck with the ladies, but when it comes time to do the deed most women find his penis TOO big and even painful to use.
* '''Reconstructed''': Bob only uses these gags during foreplay or when context is otherwise appropriate.
[[MediumAwareness Run your computer's pointer finger]] [[GagPenis along this long link and touch the periods at the end...]]
%% Optional items, added after Conversed, at your discretion:
%%* '''Implied''': ???
%%* '''Plotted A Good Waste''': ???
%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???
%%* '''Played For Drama''': ???