"Allow us to introduce ourselves..."
Larry: Now that's funny!
Bob: That doesn't make any sense!
Larry: It's funny, because it's
unexpected!Bob: Well, whatever happened to, "it's funny because it's true?"
Larry: Two plus two equals four is
true, but not
funny.
- "Allow us to introduce ourselves...
◊"Explanation The first lyric of the "Stuff-Mart Suite" from "Madame Blueberry", which has seen use as an exploitable image macro, particularly as a punchline to jokes involving a person, place, or thing doing something that attracts a lot of attention from others. - "If you like to talk to tomatoes..." ExplanationThe theme song.
- "Oh, wheeere is my hairbrush?" ExplanationThe Silly Song from "Are You My Neighbor?"
- "We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around..." ExplanationA song from the sing-along video "Very Silly Songs".
- "I say the punishment should be banishment to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!" Explanation In "Esther, The Girl Who Became Queen", Mr. Lunt sentences two peas who attempted to drop a piano on the King's head to this punishment.
- "Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey..." ExplanationA verse from the Silly Song "Pizza Angel" that fans have pointed out as cannibalism.
- "Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Explanation In "Larry-Boy and the Fib from Outer Space", Alfred is impatiently waiting for the computer to load.
- "Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice." ExplanationFrom the intro to "His Cheeseburger"
- "Have you ever had a dream about a giant bagel?" "No, but I had a dream about an aardvark singing opera, if you can picture that". Explanation The punchline to a joke in the qubo version of A Snoodle's Tale about Larry asking people if his dream about a giant bagel was weird, leading to the cartoon "Binky The Opera Singer" playing. The scene became popular when it was posted on Twitter in October of 2018.
- "A broadcast station or cable system has issued a ***Required Weekly Test***" ExplanationIn late February of 2019, a clip of a qubo airing of the show's version of "Modern Major General" being interrupted by a test of the Emergency Alert System with this message appearing on screen was posted to Twitter. Fans began making jokes about the clip as replies, usually involving them quoting the message.
- The GigglePOD Explanation On January 2nd, 2019, a fan made a post about a mall booth based on the show called the Giggle POD, which has been the subject of many jokes in the fandom ever since.
- Larry's Big "NO!" from "The End of Silliness?", primarily by way of YouTube Poop.
- AIR COMPRESSORS. ExplanationA joke that originated from a YouTube series called Dumb Dubbies. In one video where the cast of the series does a live dub of the episode "Madame Blueberry," the titular character is obsessed with air compressors, to the point where she even gets high on them. This eventually led many other channels in the Veggietales YTP community to reference this joke.
- The "if" part of the theme song's "if you like to talk to tomatoes" line became associated with one of the characters (specifically Jimmy the Sphere) from "ShapeTales", a fan parody of VeggieTales which involves shapes instead of vegetables and characters from other franchises like Inside Out.
- It's funny because it's unexpected! Explanation One episode involves Larry saying that in the future, all humor will be randomly generated, much like the basis of shitposting and Internet humor in general today.
- "Weed eater." Explanation As a demonstration of Larry's above comment, two robots named Rusty and Ventrilomatic start telling jokes. Both of said jokes end with the non-sequitur punchline "Weed eater." Cue countless comments involving similar jokes with similarly nonsensical punchlines.
- “What you did has made God very unhappy.” Explanation A reaction image, used in response to immoral or squicky behavior. The line itself is uttered by Melvin (Pa Grape) in "King George and the Ducky", driving it home to George (Larry) that sending Thomas (Junior) off to fight in the Pie War just for his rubber ducky (in a kid-friendly adaptation of the trope namer for the Uriah Gambit) was extremely selfish, and as such has made God very unhappy.
- Similarly, "God's Love Has Limits" Explanation From an edit of a post on the official Facebook page. It's used in a similar manner to the above, sometimes further altering the image to give Bob a gun.
- "They've never given me a name."ExplanationFrom the Silly Song "High Silk Hat" from "Lyle the Kindly Viking", in which one of the scallions points out to Larry that he's been around since show one and still doesn't have a name.
- "NEKKID GRANDMA!"Explanation A fan’s animation portrayed the characters in a game of Family Feud, with Bob proclaiming "naked grandma" as his answer to the question "Name one thing a burglar does not want to see in a house". It turns out that he was right, with Steve Harvey the gourd and a carrot in disbelief.
- Alternatively, a recording of the video on Twitter shows the video playing as normal with an AMBER alert interrupting the video, right as the carrot opens his mouth.
"What? All gone? Hula Heidi!" Explanation A scene in the spin-off LarryBoy: The Cartoon Adventures where LarryBoy learns that someone bought all the Hula Heidi dolls at the store. This scene is commonly used as a reaction video. Blue Dad Animations Explanation An incredibly surreal, intentionally low quality YouTube channel which uploads bizarre VeggieTales videos. Khalil, who debuted in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie, has become a Fountain of Memes:- "But I still have a positive mental attitude, because of my motivational tapes!" Explanation A trend on YouTube is to edit the "You are a skilled metal worker" scene from Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie by replacing the line the tape says with another piece of audio.
- "[THING] runs very deep in my family!" Explanation Khalil's catchphrase.
- "There is a woman in Nineveh, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus?" Explanation When Jonah reveals that he doesn't want to go to Nineveh, Khalil guesses that he is trying to stop a woman he has to marry's father from being part of an international ring of camel thieves. This quote is commonly quoted by fans of the franchise. In addition, the fake cry Khalil does at the end of this piece of dialouge is a popular clip to post on social media and video sharing sites.
- "You are pathetic." Explanation Khalil's reaction to Jonah getting upset that God did not destroy Nineveh in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. A screenshot of this scene is often used as a reaction to anything a person finds pathetic.
- "And when you told them what they were doing wrong, they said they were so-AAAAH!" Explanation This scene of Khalil from the Hilarious Outtakes of Jonah where he falls off a cliff is commonly mentioned by fans and also has many postings on video sharing sites.
- Khalil singing The Bunny Song. Explanation The Classics DVD of "Esther...The Girl Who Became Queen" contains Khalil reading the story of Rack, Shack and Benny as a bonus feature. At one point, Khalil sings a portion of The Bunny Song. This has resulted in many jokes about it occuring within the VeggieTales fandom.
