Funny: VeggieTales

  • In The Toy That Saved Christmas, one of Buzz-Saw Louie's many catchphrases is "Billy has more toys than you!", leading to this exchange when all the kids go to beg their parents for Buzz-Saw Louie dolls:
    Kid: Billy has more toys than me!
    Dad: (visibly confused) Who's Billy?
    Kid: I don't know, but he has more toys than me!
    • Also, after Bob, Larry, and Junior crash their sled into the snow. Bob is stuck in the snow upside down.
    Bob: Mousetrap.
    Larry: What?
    Bob: I wanted to play Mousetrap. You roll your dice. You move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.
    • This later gets a Shoutout in "The Story of St. Nicholas" where, after a wild chase scene involving the origin of Santa's sleigh, Nicholas expresses thankfulness for the snow, wished into existence by Larry. When Larry remarks on this to Bob, who's in the same position as the above scene, mutters "Mousetrap..."
  • The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
    Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Cap'n Crunch.
    Pa Grape: Huh? No, I don't!
    Mr. Lunt: Do too.
    Pa Grape: Do not!
    Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry.
    Pa Grape: Alright, that's it! You're walking the plank!
    Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Says who?
    Pa Grape: Says the captain, THAT'S who!
    Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Aye Aye, Cap'n Crunch!
  • The Silly Song "Endangered Love". Larry + Manatee plushie = Pure hilarity.
    • What really sold it was Bob's reaction. "Maybe you should read a book..."
    • The show itself is pretty funny.
    • "But now I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all! And you can't come because you don't speak French."
  • The lampshading of the lack of appendages in Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly.
    "THE FEET!"
  • Esther...The Girl Who Became Queen: "The punishment should be...banishment to The Island of Perpetual Tickling!"note 
  • "His Cheeseburger." It's a love song about a cheeseburger. Your argument is invalid.
  • "Did you say trouble?" And the scene with the head scallion immediately afterwards.
  • In Madame Blueberry, when Bob and Larry are crying over the outcome of the story:
    Larry: Hold me, Bob.
    Bob: I would if I could, man!
  • Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed, Lampshading the show's cast of plants:
    Laura: You? You're a talking weed.
    Rumor Weed: I'm a talking weed, you're a talking carrot. Your point was?
    *Laura and Jr. give each other a look*
  • In the song, "Donuts for Benny," when the dog eats too much donuts, he begins singing and tossing Mr. Lunt around!
    "Waltz me around again, baby!
    Around, around, around!
    These donuts are dreamy, their filling is creamy
    Oh don't let my feet touch the ground
    I feel like a ship on an ocean of joy
    I just want to holler out loud, 'Ship ahoy!'
    Waltz me around again, baby!
    Around, around, around!"
  • In The Toy that Saved Christmas:
    Louie: *cuts through ropes* Okay! Everybody who's got hands, start tying!
    *Bob and Junior look confused and Larry stares at Louie like he's gone crazy*
    Louie:...that'd be me.
  • The various ways Bob tries to avoid listening to the "What We Have Learned Today" song, only to fail every time. In fact the closest he ever came was cutting Larry off in "Rack, Shack, and Benny" when he was in the sink:
    Larry: (singing) And so we know that God's word is for everyone, now that our song is done, we'll take a- (Bob turns on the sink) HEY! That's cold!
  • "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All the Bananas". The whole thing, but the ending in particular. After the Englishman and the Swede refusing to share with each other leads to an awkward silence, the silence is finally broken by one of the inhabitants of one of the hills:
    Philippe: You guys are not so bright!
    • It gets even better afterwards when they try working a lesson into it. They can't even figure out how to turn Qwerty on, and start using keyboard combinations in a vain attempt to power it on. They finally just give up and hold up a piece of cardboard that has "Don't be selfish" written on it.
  • All of Paco's stories. All of them.
  • Larry's part of the theme song:
    Sweet and sour!
  • The Silly Song "Monkey".
    • When they finally find what they're looking for. A cow.
    Larry: It's a monkey!
    Bob: Larry, that's a cow.
    Captions: NOT A MONKEY
  • "I think we're going to get letters about this."
  • When the house is about to break under its weight in "Madame Blueberry", Bob and the title character both grab motorized shopping carts to race back. Larry hops into a small basket and makes very slow sliding movements. The Flat "What." look on one of the poor family's faces is simply priceless.
    • From the same scene, Bob wonders out loud if his cart can go any faster. He notices a red button and pushes it, tilting back expecting turbo speed... Until it turns out it just prints a pizza coupon. His reaction is probably the greatest Aside Glance ever.
  • Oh Santa. Particularly, how Larry lets a viking and a bank robber into his house, but slams the door on an IRS agent. The look he gives the camera after that makes it even better.
  • Heck, every Silly Song in general.
    • "Gated Community."
    • And most of the things we should tune in next time to hear.
    • "A great big squash just sat upon my hat!"
    • "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps," most prominently Larry tries to soothe an injured bear by yodeling at it. It goes about as well as you would think.
  • The water buffalo, and Archibald's Political Correctness Gone Mad.
    Archibald: Stop it! Stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing!? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo. We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop. being. so. silly!
  • The entire DVD commentary (by Mr. Lunt and Larry) for Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.
  • Jimmy and Jerry Gourd trying to host the show in "King George And The Ducky" while dressed as Bob and Larry is entirely hilarious by itself, which then leads up to this exchange:
    Jimmy: Look, Jerry, er, Larry! In the letter we got from Jimmy who lives near Texas somewhere, he said that his friend Jerry was selfish! That's what it said, remember?
    Jerry: [Now angry, as his Larry mask falls off] You wanna piece of me?!?
    Jimmy: Hey! Whoa! Aw, man! You're the one that said 'Jerry'! I was gonna-
    Bob: Hey! What's going on in there?!?
    [Jimmy and Jerry become afraid when they hear Bob's voice, while Jerry worriedly looks around before putting his mask back on, upside-down.]
    Larry: Yeah! What are you guys doing?!?
    Jimmy: Uh, hi! I'm Bob the Tomato!
    Jerry: And I'm not selfish!
  • During The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown, the countdown machine breaks down, and Pa Grape tells Larry and Mr. Lunt to make up a song to stall for time while he tries to fix it. They decide to make a song out of a Chinese takeout menu. The result must be seen to be believed.
  • "The Forgive-o-Matic". Especially the end, where the scallion proceeds to try and sell a Chia Forgive-o-Matic.
  • In The Star Of Christmas, Cavis (Bob) elatedly explains to Millward (Larry) that, "in this modern age", it's important to give audiences what they've never seen before:
    Millward: (Elated gasp) YOU GOT A MONKEY THAT CAN YODEL?!?
  • The endless parade of gags in the climax of The Star Of Christmas:
    • "Look! We're bankers!"
    • Later:
    Millward: (As he makes a turn) Hey! I think I know a short cut! (As they go off-screen) Through the Chrystal Palace!
    Everyone else: (Off-screen) MILLWARD...!
    Millward: (Off-screen) Never mind....