"It must be American. Who else would think 'extra' starts with an X?"Sometimes a character will need to come up with a word that starts with a certain letter, but wants or needs to say one that doesn't qualify. The solution: stick the necessary letter in front of the desired word and call it a day! Often done to make a word fit into an acronym or Alliterative List. Compare Xtreme Kool Letterz, Recursive Acronym.
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- In the UK in the 1970s, the Green Cross ran a PSA campaign with Jon Pertwee (who had at that time left Doctor Who two years ago but was still obviously playing the same character in the ad) teaching children how to cross the road with the catchy acronym "SPLINK". Almost every single one of the letters is shoehorned, or linked to the most tenuous word in the sentence, which is one of the many reasons why the BBC officially identified it as so bizarre as to be one of the all-time-classics of the PSA genre.
S — First find a Safe place to cross, then stopP — Stand on the Pavement near the kerbL — Look all round for traffic and listenI — If traffic is coming, let it passN — When there is No traffic near, walk straight across the roadK — Keep looking and listening for traffic while you cross
- Subverted in Code Geass, where FLEIJA stood for "Field Limitary Effective Implosion Armament". Yes, they didn't even bother to stick anything to the "J". The shameful thing is, the reason for the name is to keep within the Theme Naming of the series, and the accepted fan-made acronym of FREYA (standing for Fusion REaction Yield Armament) works just as well.
- In Fullmetal Alchemist, this is how Riza manages to tell Roy who Pride's true identity is. She signals Roy with a cup, then talks about certain people and other stuff in a certain order so that Roy is able to list them and have them spell out SELIM BRADLEY IS HOMUNCULUS.
- In one of The Simpsons comics, Homer tells Bart about the "Three S's of fishing". The last one is ssssbait.
- Inverted in Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin's anti-girl club needs a snappy, memorable name. He and Hobbes eventually come up with "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS", or G.R.O.S.S.
- "QT Bunny" has shoehorned Qs in spades. Starting with the title. Of course it means "Cutie".
- In The Three Stooges short "Sing a Song of Six Pants", the stooges are trying to guess the name of the owner of a suit when they know his initials are TH. They come up with Teddy Hoosevelt and Thomas Hedison.
- In Dance Flick, after one character says there's no 'I' in 'team', the other character suggests some synonyms, none of which have 'I' either, until he gets to 'i-nsemble'. For his efforts, he is responded with a Lampshade Hanging that he mispronounced the word to make it sound like it had an 'I'.
- Edward Gorey's alphabetical poems would often use, for X, words that actually begin with an E, such as "excited."
- In The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass, Adrian has to come up with a sermon based around three alliterative bullet points starting with H, but can't think of a third one and keeps getting absurd unrelated suggestions.
- James Thurber has a story called "The State of Bontana" in which characters, challenged to think of a state beginning with B (there isn't one), guess "Bontana", "Butah", and "Bassachusetts", among others. The payoff is when the next challenge is to name a bird, and one of them says "Beagle!"
- In Lords and Ladies, Granny Weatherwax tells King Verence that the elves lacks something, begins with 'M', the ability to see things from another person's point of view. Verence tries to see things from Granny's point of view and realizes that the word she's looking for is 'empathy'.
- 1066 and All That gives the two sides in the English Civil War alliterative epithets, one of them forcing the alliteration: The Cavaliers were "Wrong but Wromantic," whereas the Roundheads were "Right but Repulsive."
- The Sweet Pickles series of children's books has a cast of 26 animal characters, one for each letter of the alphabet. The letters U and X must have been problematic, hence the presence of Unique Unicorn and X-rating Xerus.
- According to Sue Grafton, the 'N' volume of The Alphabet Mysteries was originally going to be named "N is for Knoxville".
- Al Franken in Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot proposes complementing the v-chip designed to block violent television programs with a chip for every other letter of the alphabet. The h-chip blocks any program portraying whores, with this excuse provided for the initial: "Research shows most people believe that 'whore' starts with an 'h.'"
Live Action TV
- On one toss between The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, Jon Stewart made fun of Stephen Colbert for playing the letter "Z" on Sesame Street: All-Star Alphabet, leading to this exchange:
Stephen: Yeah, you know what "z" stands for, Jon: zrevenge!Jon: See you in a minute, Stephen!Stephen: I will have my zvengeance!
- During a game of "90 Second Alphabet" on Whose Line Is It Anyway?: Greg Proops was made to start his line with the letter X, and spat out, "X-actly no!" even holding up his arms in the shape of an X for emphasis.
- Challenging the rest of the family to guess the name of a big-band leader with the initials "EC", Archie Bunker said the answer was "Xavier Cugat". When Mike told him that "Xavier" begins with an "X", Archie insisted that "No human being begins their name with an 'X'!" and that Xavier was spelled "E-G-Z-A-V-E-R".
- One episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 featured the 'bots signing up to walk marathons for various long-winded charities. When Crow stated he was walking for WALKATHON, he had to explain to Mike that it was an acronym, not Walk-A-Thon itself.
Crow: It stands for "Walkers At Large Kinetically Altruistic Through Hygiene Or Nowledge".Mike: ..."Knowledge" with an "N"?Crow: Yeah, else it would be WALKATHOK, and that doesn't work.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer had weapons from A to Z: from Axe to Z Other Axe.
- The musical Plain and Fancy brings on a little girl in the middle of "Plenty of Pennsylvania" to list something growing in Pennsylvania for every letter of the alphabet. She stumbles toward the end of the alphabet with "un-i-ons" and "X-plants," and for the final letter weakly suggests "zpinach" and "zauerkraut" before triumphantly emerging with "zucchini."
- A sketch in Pleasure at Her Majesty's has Alan Bennett dictating a telegram through the phone and having to explain the acronym NORWICH to the operator (NORWICH is an actual World War II acronymn used by servicemen in letters to their sweethearts):
Alan Bennett: [dictating a telegram into the telephone] I want to end it if I may, "NORWICH". [pause] "NORWICH", yes. Well, it's an idiomatic way of saying, "Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home". You see, it's the initial letters of each word. [pause] Yes, I know "knickers" is spelt with a "K". I was at Oxford, it was one of the first things they taught us.
- In Billy Vs SNAKEMAN, one of the 11 D's of Pizza Delivery is D-Speed. Parodied in that Cici runs out of D-words halfway through the description and tells you to just go with it.
- In one Second Sight level, two guards are playing "I Spy" and the letter is "E". The guesser tries "eeediot".
- Ultima IV has both a command and a spell for each letter of the keyboard, leading to some oddities like (z)tats and (k)limb.
- The "up" and "down" spells are respectively Y and Z, justified in universe by Y being the initial of the wizard who invented the up spell and Z being the initial of the unpronounceable Lord of the Underworld.
- A series-wide example, the Mortal Kombat series tends to change almost any word that starts with a hard C to a K.
- The KKnD series stands for "Krush, Kill 'n' Destroy". Apparently, CKnD doesn't sound as dynamic.
- Lampshaded in Impire by the representative of FAKE, the Federation of Abysmal and Kataclysmic Evil. FACE just didn't work as an acronym.
- One Cosmetic Award in FTL: Faster Than Light is titled "Defence Drones Don't Do D'anything!". Apparently no price is too high for alliteration.
- Dinosaur Comics: In this comic T-Rex discusses the 10 Fs for living happily: "friendship, fitness, family, financialsuccess, frugality, futrition, flessening salt intake, foderating alcohol intake, fiminishing stress, and fatching your blood pressure." At the end he also answers a question by saying "...FFFROBABLY??"
- Penny Arcade, in this comic about Kirby.
General: We call it the Kinetic Ingestion Regulator Bio-Yorganism.
Meta Knight: Yorganism?
General: Y is kind of a tricky letter.
- From Hiimdaisy's Persona 4 comic:
- TV Tropes' love for Added Alliterative Appeal gets us into trouble now and again; witness Pstandard Psychic Pstance, Psmith Psyndrome, Kafka Komedy, and Vampire Vannabe. (The last one is arguably justified by relating to vampires, but it still counts—as does the Vampire Vords trope itself.)
- This is how Fobbies Are Borange got its name. A Starmen.net forum member suggested a mnemonic to tell apart two Palette Swapped enemies in EarthBound: "Foppies are pink, and Fobbies are borange."
- Homestar Runner:
- In the Strong Bad Email "pizzaz", Strong Bad claims that the secret to his pizzazz involves "the Three Gs": gumption, gum, and "...gargle. Minty gargle."
- From the sbemail "theme song", "Join the e-niversity e-volution e-day. Uh, well, today. That last one didn't quite work out."
- In "love poems", Homestar attempts to write an acrostic poem about Marzipan, and uses foodstuffs to begin each line. On "i" he tries to get away with "inchiladas".
- Tobuscus has a Running Gag of trying to make the color of shirt he's wearing in his LazyVlogs match the day of the week, resulting in such gems as "Thpurple Thursday".
- One of the Running Gags from Cracked TV was Michael Swaim using his last name as an acronym for various things. On the first episode of his newer series Does Not Compute he introduces a new segment: Swaim sWimulates A (human) IMotion, before remarking on how bad the acronym is.
- In his review of Spider-Man: Web of Shadows, Yahtzee described its predecessor Spider-Man 2 as having a web-slinging mechanic that was "fun, fast, flowing, f... intuitive."
- "BFE stands for Before First Encounter. Not, as I had first believed, Big Fucking Egun."
- Two Best Friends Play: A running joke on the podcast is that "MOBA" stands for "Mefense Of Be Ancients."
- Used as a Running Gag on The Simpsons, with Krusty. He's so far had a "Krusty Komedy Klassic" (at the Apollo theatre in Harlem), a Krusty Kharity Klassic, Kamp Krusty, etc.
- Steven Universe: In "Steven vs. Amethyst", after Pearl explains her Pearl Points, awarded for punctuality, perseverance, and punctuality, and which are keys to the Pearl Prize Pouch:
Amethyst: Pamazing.Steven: There's some pgreat stuff in that pouch.
- Almost all software written for KDE has the name with "K", preferably as the first letter. If there's no synonym, "K" may replace "c" or "q". Failing that, it's shoehorned. Killbots, Karbon, Konqueror, KoolDock, Okular, Klear, KBattleship...
- A joke: Zorro saves a Dumb Blonde from an unspecified danger. Then he asks: "Do you know who saved you?" She answers in the negative. He points at the Z: "That's the first letter of my name!" She says: "Ohhh, now I get it! Thank you, Zuperman!" (This joke makes more sense in Latin American Spanish, since Z and S sound the same)
- Steven Tyler's (somewhat tasteless) summary of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle is what he calls The Three M's: "Music, Money, and MmmmPussy!" One comedian mocked him thusly:
"If my grandfather ever says 'MmmmPussy!', he's thinking about eating the cat."
- Sometimes seen in posters, books, etc. of the alphabet where each letter is accompanied by a word that starts with that letter. If "x" isn't represented by "xylophone" or "X-ray", it'll be "ox" or "axe".
- The "three Rs" of Education: Reading, wRiting and aRithmetic. While 'writing' has the excuse of sounding like it starts with an 'R' and the first syllable or 'arithmetic' is how the letter 'r' is pronounced in some dialects, it still counts.
- Something very common with crosswords is that people will change the letters in a word in order to make it fit.
- The Ku Klux Klan is an unfortunate example.
- Some evolutionary biologists (well, Dr Jack Cohen, anyway) refer to the Four Fs; significant developments that evolved independently multiple times, and that if the whole of evolution was restarted (or we found alien life) we would expect to evolve again. They are Fur, Flight, Fotosynthesis, and F...er, Fsexual Reproduction.
- Similarly, ethologists sometimes talk about the four Fs of basic animal behavior: Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and F... ornication.
- A rare example of AVOIDING repeating a letter, chess annotations use B for Bishop, R for Rook, Q for Queen, K for King, and N for kNight.
- Similarly, in Magic: The Gathering, the colors are represented as B for Black, R for Red, G for Green, W for White, and U for blUe.
- When abbreviating weekdays to their first letters, it isn't uncommon to see Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, thuRsday, and Friday. There are various solutions to the Saturday/Sunday conflict as well.