"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"You just can't please some people. Not to be confused with Does Not Like This Index, This Index Blows, or "It Stinks". Compare Unexpected Reactions to This Index.
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
- Critic-Proof: It sells, but it sucks!
- Deader Than Disco: It sucks so much that nobody will admit to liking it back when it was super popular.
- Discredited Meme: We used to laugh at it, but now it sucks!
- He Panned It, Now He Sucks!: He criticized something I like! He sucks!
- I Liked It Better When It Sucked: It doesn't suck anymore, but it was better when it did.
- It's Easy, So It Sucks!: There's no challenge to it, therefore it sucks!
- It's Hard, So It Sucks!
- It's Popular, Now It Sucks!
- It's the Same, Now It Sucks!: It's too similar to the original, so it sucks!
- It's Short, So It Sucks!: It's not long enough, therefore it sucks!
- Reviews Are the Gospel: He panned it, now it sucks!
- "Seinfeld" Is Unfunny: It's overused, now it sucks!
- The Problem with Licensed Games (a.k.a. Movie Video Games Suck)
- They Changed It, Now It Sucks!
- They Copied It, So It Sucks!
- Video-Game Movies Suck