Literature / The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things

The Earth, My Butt and Other Big Round Things is a 2003 Young Adult novel by Carolyn Mackler

Virgina Shreves is an girl with a larger than average body and an inferiority complex. With her beautiful sister, built-like-a-Greek-god brother, and successful parents, her self esteem isn't helped.

Amazing how a simple phone call can shatter the world as you know it.

Will be followed by The Universe Is Expanding and So Am I in 2018.

Tropes present in this novel include:

  • Adorkable: Froggy, with his cowlicks and knowledge of computers; also Ginny, as she presents herself, and her friends Alyssa and Shannon.
  • Be Yourself: Ginny learns to concentrate less on what people think of her and pleasing her parents and more on her own happiness and gifts.
  • Big Beautiful Woman: Ginny is considered cute by at least a couple boys, like her crush Froggy and Byron's roommate and becomes this more when she stop dressing in layers and in pale colors her mother deemed "appropriate" for a blonde.
  • Big Brother Worship: Ginny to Byron.
  • Brainy Brunette: Most of the Shreves family minus the blonde albeit intelligent Ginny. She talks about how they have the image of being a beautiful, brown-haired family.
  • Broken Pedestal: Ginny adored her older brother. Her image of him is broken harshly. The pedestal is eventually rebuilt, but not to the same extent.
  • Bumbling Dad: Mr. Shreves, only this trope is played seriously, with his clueless advice to Byron about sex and wanting Ginny to lose weight while serving goods from the bakery.
  • Can't Hold Her Liquor: Ginny and her friend Shannon get really drunk on New Year's Eve.
  • The Cobbler's Children Have No Shoes: Ginny's mother is a teen psychology expert....yet she barely spends time with Ginny and regards her as the Black Sheep when she isn't lecturing her on her weight; Anais called her out on this phony image when the woman disagreed with her decision on joining the Peace Corps; she and her husband try to block Columbia University from prosecuting Byron for date-raping a girl.
  • Cool Big Sis: Anais seems to be this although she isn't present during the book. She is pretty much the most progressive, open-minded, thoughtful, honest, and non-pretentious member of the family.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Anais finds some snarky things to say about some family members: regarding her father's ham-fisted attitude towards sex ed for boys, her Mother's insistence on maintaining a facade even calling her "Cleopatra-The Queen Of Denial", and snorting at another praise of Byron. All in a flashback.
    • Alyssa Wu is revealed to be this. When Ginny comments that everyone is being nice to one another, regardless of clique, after a teacher's death Alyssa replies it's only a phase and to enjoy it while it lasts. She makes note of this in an amusing manner worthy of Austen.
  • Defector from Decadence: Anais leaves behind a city that reveres models and a wealthy family that lives in denial to work in the Peace Corps after college and discovering Feminism in the form of Ani Di Franco.
  • Did You Think I Can't Feel?: Towards the end of the book, Ginny delivers this to Byron for how she always looked up to him and how he disappointed her with how he ignores her and for the rape he committed.
  • Fat and Proud: Ginny, with the help of her plus-sized teacher Ms. Crowley, learns to embrace her size and body.
  • Fiery Redhead: Played with regarding Ginny's friend Shannon Malloy. She is normally an even-tempered girl with a stutter with only three moments of impulsiveness in the book. She is pretty outspoken and later told Ginny that she never felt that Byron respected Ginny nor showed enough affection.
  • Formerly Fat: Dr. Shreves, Ginny's mother, was as heavy as Ginny in high school and totally slimmed down before college.
  • Grew a Spine: Ginny's journey starts with her buying a plane ticket to Seattle to see a friend and continues with making some big fashion choices, confronting the code of silence in her family, and when she starts a school paper.
  • I Am Not Pretty: Virginia is in disbelief when a neighbor mistakes her for her gorgeous and waif-like sister Anais and Byron's friend thought she was another cute college girl hanging on Byron's arm.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: Alcohol shows up a lot in this novel, for example, after Byron raped a peer, Mr. Shreaves starts drinking a lot more.
  • Ironic Name: Virginia means "virgin" and the novel starts with Ginny trying to go second base with Froggy.
  • Madonna–Whore Complex: A huge theme in the book, with the "Virgins and Sluts" party as an example.
  • Meaningful Name: Oh so much.
    • Virginia is named for Virginia Woolf, who is known for her introspective works on Feminism. Plus the name means "virgin" which is what her French teacher calls her in front of the class.
    • Her older sister Anais, is named for the bohemian and very unconventional writer Anais Nin, who also is known as a source of Feminism.
    • Byron is named for Lord Byron, who was known for being a ladies man along with being an asshole.
    • Discussed with the school zine. They settle on "Earth Quack" because they are shaking up the status quo of the school and revealing things for what they are.
  • Lonely Rich Kid: Ginny lives in a Penthouse with her family and goes to a private school, yet she starves for her Mother's affection and attention.
  • Nice Guy: Froggy.
  • Post-Stress Overeating: Ginny goes off her skimpy weight-loss diet after she learns about Byron raping a girl and starts hitting the junk food hard.
  • Sadist Teacher: Mme. Keifer, the French instructor, she picks favorites and even humiliates Ginny and her boyfriend Froggy.
  • Spiritual Successor: Vegan Virgin Valentine focuses on some family friends of the Shreves family (the protagonist's mother used to babysit Ginny's father), the family is even mentioned in one chapter.
  • Spoiled Sweet: Anais and Ginny are the only Shreves siblings that don't have their brother's self-entitlement and care a lot about the people beyond their privileged world.
  • Stepford Smiler: Ginny's mother is this trope personified and even encourages this after Byron date-raping a girl.
  • Token Minority: This issue is taken when Ginny talks about how most of the students that win "Model Brewster Student" are usually white and thin, but with the school brochures, the MBS is thin and a person of color. Ginny's friend Alyssa Wu calls this type of action out in her article for their school zine.
  • Weight Woe: Ginny has this and eventually tries to get over it while her thin mother dreads getting fat again, and popular girl Brie develops an eating disorder.
  • Well Done Daughter Gal: Ginny's motivation to lose weight isn't just about losing weight but also about getting her mother's approval and attention. She gets the approval without the weight loss or submitting to what her mom expects only that she hears it when Dr. Shreves is drunk.
  • Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?: Froggy Welsh III, Ginny's sort of boyfriend.