Literature / Sir Apropos of Nothing

Every heroic fantasy has its hero - the dashing, handsome, fearless warrior who will rush into battle, slaughter the forces of evil, secure in the knowledge that he will save the day and win the favor of the (always beautiful and virginal) princess of the land, and live happily ever after.

This series is not about that guy.

This is about the sidekick.

Apropos is the son of a prostitute, born of a gang-rape by a bunch of drunk knights, and his mother is convinced that the universe has Great Things planned for him. Apropos is sick of hearing the word "destiny" being bandied about, and he would rather save his own skin than the world. It's a comedy.

There are currently three books in the Sir Apropos of Nothing series by Peter David.
  • Sir Apropos of Nothing
  • The Woad to Wuin
  • Tong Lashing

There is also a five-issue comics miniseries published by IDW, called "Gypsies, Vamps, and Thieves", which picks up the story after Tong Lashing.

PAD has announced a fourth book, Pyramid Schemes, is currently being written and expected to be released by the end of 2015.

This series provides examples of:


Sir Apropos of Nothing

The Woad to Wuin
  • A Man Is Always Eager: Played with a bit at the beginning of the One Thing story in the second book, lampshaded a bit by Apropos himself:
    ... It was the ring. The damn thing was enchanted somehow. Sharee was, to put it bluntly, not in her right mind. Under the circumstances, I would have been a cad, a bounder, and an utter rotter to take advantage of the situation. And if you think I failed to do so, then you have clearly not been paying attention.
  • Cursed with Awesome: A main plot point of the second book.

Tong Lashing
  • Despair Event Horizon: Several moments throughout the trilogy could qualify, but it's particularly thoroughly spelled out in the third book, after Apropos returns to Hosbiyu, only to find everyone dead.

Gypsies, Vamps, and Thieves

  • Adipose Rex: King Runcible and King Meander.
  • Anti-Hero: Apropos.
  • Axe Crazy: Entipy, who may have burned down a convent.
  • Bifurcated Weapon: Apropos' staff can split into two batons, amongst other tricks.
  • Born Lucky: Used straight and inverted.
  • Brother-Sister Incest: Unknowingly. Really Unknowingly.
  • Byronic Hero: Apropos.
  • Butt Monkey: Apropos again. Many of the horrors and indignities he is subjected to are the result of Laser-Guided Karma; everybody else got away with something, but the one time he cheated, he got caught and got screwed. Many more are completely out of the blue.
  • Child by Rape: Apropos yet again. His lame leg is a key to figuring out that The King's jester is his father.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Now, we can't keep seeing the same hands every time...
  • Death Seeker: Sir Umbrage
  • Deconstruction: Exploring the role of the hero from the point of view of someone who's not a hero. That and slapping several high fantasy tropes in the face.
  • Deconstructive Parody: Some parts.
  • Destructive Savior: Mainly in the second and third books.
  • Dirty Coward
  • Distant Finale: Implied; Apropos comments in one book that he is writing this in his old age.
  • Double Standard: Rape, Female on Male: Thanks to the One Thing.
  • First-Person Smartass
  • Foregone Conclusion: Well, he survives to old age... he's just not sure how.
  • Foreshadowing: At the end of the first book, Apropos receives a tapestry made by a "farweaver" (think "oracle"), of himself, much older, with part of his ear slashed off. We find out how his ear was slashed off at the end of Tong Lashing: A parting gift from the spirit of the sword...
  • Groin Attack: The One Thing to Rule Them All doesn't go on your finger...
  • Heel Realization: It starts with his epiphany that he's a side character in someone else-story, and kind of goes to hell from there.
  • Hero of Another Story: He meets a lot of these, but cuts them off before they regale him of their adventures...because he hates those stories.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: As a result of the Unsettling Gender Reveal. It results in the Hiroshima-like destruction of a city.
  • How We Got Here: The first chapter of the first book starts at about the middle of the story. They then start at the beginning. The very beginning.
  • Hurricane of Puns: Look closely at the maps...
    • He spends a full two pages detailing just how a race of bird-men came to be, and how they got their name...the punchline being that they're called the Harpers Bizarre.
  • Incest Is Relative: See above.
  • Killer Game Master: Ronnel McDonnel, in the third book. Literally.
  • Knight in Shining Armor: Tacit, the hero to whom Apropos is a sidekick.
    • Played with; in the story's universe, actual knights in shining armor exist and are forces to be reckoned with like medieval Europe, and Tacit isn't one of them. He's more a Robin Hood figure. That makes him disreputable in the story's universe, but the Designated Hero in the story.
  • Lawyer-Friendly Cameo: The comics features two brief appearances by a Man in Black, fleeing across a desert...
  • Leaning on the Fourth Wall: Apropos knows this is not supposed to be his story. He doesn't care anymore. He'll steal it.
  • Long Lost Sibling: Discovered not quite in time...
  • Love Is in the Air: Every woman Apropos comes in contact with while the One Thing to Rule Them All is attached to his member jumps his bones. At one point they actually tie him down so that every woman within a 20-mile radius can have a turn.
  • Missed the Call: A lot, which pissed Apropos off to no end.
  • Mood Whiplash
  • No Party Like a Donner Party: May or may not be the backstory of the mad king in the first book.
  • Precision F-Strike: One in every book. The first one is done by nuns, no less.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: Sir Umbrage; King Meander; Odclay
  • Punny Name: Just about everyone of note. Start with the narrator and walk in a random direction.
  • Red-Headed Hero: Well, anti-hero...
  • Refusal of the Call
  • The Resenter: Apropos, towards Tacit. Big time.
  • Screw Destiny
  • Sealed Evil in a Can: The spirit of the sword in Tong Lashing. The trigger to unleash him is to say, "I don't care". When Apropos finds out Veruh Wang Ho is a man, he says the phrase over and over...cue Chinpan-shattering kaboom. To drive home the symbolism, after that he gives the sword away to a fat man carrying a little boy.
  • Sequel Hook: At the end of "Tong Lashing", Apropos hints that he's borne a son that he was not aware of at the time (likely from one of the many, many women who serviced him while he was wearing the One Thing).
  • Shout Out Literature: All over the place.
  • Signature Style: Peter David loves his puns. And characters who are nattily dressed.
  • Simple Staff: Apropos' favored weapon due to his lame leg. Not entirely simple, due to the blade hidden within.
  • Son of a Whore: Apropos.
  • Standard Hero Reward: This almost ends very badly.
  • Surprise Incest: Again, see above. Though it does solve the question of who Apropos' father is...
  • Unsettling Gender Reveal: Verah Wang Ho
  • Villain Protagonist: Apropos becomes one for the second half of the second book.
  • Who's on First?: in the third book. Played with at the end: "My lousy luck that in Chinpanese the word for "who" was the same as in my language."
  • We Named the Monkey "Jack": Entipy, the girl... and the horse.
    • The source of more than a bit of fridge Squick (hardly the only example related to her, of course, but still) when you remember their connection.
  • Wrong Genre Savvy: He doesn't realize he's the actual protagonist of the story until some time after he chucks a rock at the default hero's head and takes the hero role by force.

Alternative Title(s): Sir Apropos Of Nothing