Every heroic fantasy has its hero - the dashing, handsome, fearless warrior who will rush into battle, slaughter the forces of evil, secure in the knowledge that he will save the day and win the favor of the (always beautiful and virginal) princess of the land, and live happily ever after.

This series is not about that guy.

This is about the {{sidekick}}.

Apropos is the son of a prostitute, born of a gang-rape by a bunch of drunk knights, and his mother is convinced that the universe has Great Things planned for him. Apropos is sick of hearing the word "destiny" being bandied about, and he would rather save his own skin than the world. It's a comedy.

There are currently three books in the ''Sir Apropos of Nothing'' series by Creator/PeterDavid.
* ''Sir Apropos of Nothing''
* ''The Woad to Wuin''
* ''Tong Lashing''

There is also a five-issue comics miniseries published by IDW, called "Gypsies, Vamps, and Thieves", which picks up the story after ''Tong Lashing''.

PAD has announced a fourth book, ''Pyramid Schemes'', is currently being written and expected to be released by the end of 2015.

!!This series provides examples of:

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* AManIsAlwaysEager: Played with a bit at the beginning of the One Thing story in the second book, lampshaded a bit by Apropos himself:
--> ... It was the ring. The damn thing was enchanted somehow. Sharee was, to put it bluntly, not in her right mind. Under the circumstances, I would have been a cad, a bounder, and an utter rotter to take advantage of the situation. And if you think I failed to do so, then you have clearly not been paying attention.
* CursedWithAwesome: A main plot point of the second book.

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* DespairEventHorizon: Several moments throughout the trilogy could qualify, but it's particularly thoroughly spelled out in the third book, [[spoiler: after Apropos returns to Hosbiyu, only to find everyone dead.]]

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* AdiposeRex: King Runcible and King Meander.
* AntiHero: Apropos.
* AxeCrazy: Entipy, who may have burned down a convent.
* BifurcatedWeapon: Apropos' staff can split into two batons, amongst other tricks.
* BornLucky: Used straight and inverted.
* BrotherSisterIncest: Unknowingly. ''Really'' Unknowingly.
* ByronicHero: Apropos.
* ButtMonkey: Apropos again. Many of the horrors and indignities he is subjected to are the result of LaserGuidedKarma; everybody else got away with something, but the ''one'' time he cheated, he got caught and got screwed. Many more are completely out of the blue.
* ChildByRape: Apropos yet again. His lame leg is a key to figuring out that [[spoiler:The King's jester]] is his father.
* DeadpanSnarker: Now, we can't keep seeing the same hands every time...
* DeathSeeker: Sir Umbrage
* {{Deconstruction}}: Exploring the role of the hero from the point of view of someone who's not a hero. That and slapping several high fantasy tropes in the face.
* DeconstructiveParody: Some parts.
* DestructiveSavior: Mainly in the second and third books.
* DirtyCoward
* DistantFinale: Implied; Apropos comments in one book that he is writing this in his old age.
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: Thanks to the One Thing.
* FirstPersonSmartass
* ForegoneConclusion: Well, he survives to old age... he's just not sure how.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: At the end of the first book, Apropos receives a tapestry made by a "farweaver" (think "oracle"), of himself, much older, with part of his ear slashed off. We find out how his ear was slashed off at the end of ''Tong Lashing'': [[spoiler:A parting gift from the spirit of the sword...]]
* GroinAttack: The One Thing to Rule Them All doesn't go on your finger...
* HeelRealization: It starts with his epiphany that he's a side character in someone else-story, and kind of goes to hell from there.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: He meets a lot of these, but cuts them off before they regale him of their adventures...because he ''hates'' those stories.
* HeroicBSOD: As a result of the UnsettlingGenderReveal. [[spoiler: It results in the Hiroshima-like destruction of a city.]]
* HowWeGotHere: The first chapter of the first book starts at about the middle of the story. They then start at the beginning. The ''very'' beginning.
* HurricaneOfPuns: Look closely at the maps...
** He spends a full two pages detailing just how a race of bird-men came to be, and how they got their name...the punchline being that they're called the Harpers Bizarre.
* IncestIsRelative: See above.
* KillerGameMaster: Ronnel [=McDonnel=], in the third book. ''[[AndYouThoughtItWasAGame Literally]]''.
* KnightInShiningArmor: Tacit, the hero to whom Apropos is a sidekick.
** Played with; in the story's universe, actual knights in shining armor exist and are forces to be reckoned with like medieval Europe, and Tacit isn't one of them. He's more a Robin Hood figure. That makes him disreputable in the story's universe, but the DesignatedHero in the story.
* LawyerFriendlyCameo: The comics features two brief appearances by ''[[Franchise/TheDarkTower a Man in Black, fleeing across a desert...]]''
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Apropos knows this is not supposed to be his story. He doesn't care anymore. He'll steal it.
* LongLostSibling: Discovered not quite in time...
* LoveIsInTheAir: Every woman Apropos comes in contact with while the One Thing to Rule Them All is attached to his member jumps his bones. At one point they actually tie him down so that every woman within a 20-mile radius can have a turn.
* MissedTheCall: A lot, which pissed Apropos off to no end.
* MoodWhiplash
* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: May or may not be the backstory of the mad king in the first book.
* PrecisionFStrike: One in every book. The first one is done by ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny nuns]]'', no less.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Sir Umbrage; King Meander; [[spoiler:Odclay]]
* PunnyName: Just about everyone of note. Start with the narrator and walk in a random direction.
* RedHeadedHero: Well, anti-hero...
* RefusalOfTheCall
* TheResenter: Apropos, towards [[DesignatedHero Tacit]]. Big time.
* ScrewDestiny
* SealedEvilInACan: The spirit of the sword in Tong Lashing. The trigger to unleash him is to say, "I don't care". When Apropos finds out [[spoiler:Veruh Wang Ho is a man]], he says the phrase over and over...cue Chinpan-shattering kaboom. To drive home the symbolism, after that he gives the sword away to a fat man carrying a little boy.
* SequelHook: At the end of "Tong Lashing", Apropos hints that he's borne a son that he was not aware of at the time (likely from one of the many, ''many'' women who serviced him while he was wearing the One Thing).
* ShoutOutLiterature: All over the place.
* SignatureStyle: Creator/PeterDavid loves his puns. And characters who are nattily dressed.
* SimpleStaff: Apropos' favored weapon due to his lame leg. Not entirely simple, due to the blade hidden within.
* SonOfAWhore: Apropos.
* StandardHeroReward: This almost ends very badly.
* SurpriseIncest: Again, see above. Though it does solve the question of who Apropos' father is...
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: [[spoiler:Verah Wang Ho]]
* VillainProtagonist: Apropos becomes one for the second half of the second book.
* WhosOnFirst: in the third book. Played with at the end: "My lousy luck that in Chinpanese the word for "who" was the same as in my language."
* WeNamedTheMonkeyJack: Entipy, the girl... and the horse.
** The source of more than a bit of fridge {{Squick}} (hardly the only example related to her, of course, but still) when you remember their connection.
* WrongGenreSavvy: He doesn't realize he's the ''actual'' protagonist of the story until some time after he chucks a rock at the default hero's head and takes the hero role by force.