Aussie reviews games
Accentuating their flaws
While talking quite fast.
He ain't an Aussie
Quite clearly says: From UK
Just lives down under
->—Sensei Le Roof
JRPGs? Eeeew.
Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).
And STONKING GREAT TITS.
Brit with a sweet hat
And a chip on his shoulder
Quickly trashes games.
Loves James Sunderland
Because he would never just
Press X to Not Die
He speaks at light speed
And makes good games sound like crap
Except for Portal.
