Haiku / Zero Punctuation

Aussie reviews games
Accentuating their flaws
While talking quite fast.

He ain't an Aussie
Quite clearly says: From UK
Just lives down under
->—Sensei Le Roof

JRPGs? Eeeew.
Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).
And STONKING GREAT TITS.

Brit with a sweet hat
And a chip on his shoulder
Quickly trashes games.

Loves James Sunderland
Because he would never just
Press X to Not Die

He speaks at light speed
And makes good games sound like crap
Except for Portal.

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