Take a drink whenever he complains about Quick-Time Events. Your liver will hate you.
Take a sip whenever he calls/claims something is "ironic".
Take a drink whenever he takes a jab at Nintendo. Two if it's specifically at either the Wii or the Mario franchise.
During his Brink review, follow his Drinking Game rules (i.e. take a shot every time he mentions Team Fortress 2) even if you aren't a fan of Brink. Because why should they be the only ones to get shitfaced?
Take a shot whenever "The Deadpan Face" (you know the one) shows up. Prepare to die of alcohol poisoning.
Take a swig whenever the phrase "Triple-Cunted Hooker" shows up.