Fatass Cartman was
Not on the school bus today.
What a big fat turd!
-Kyle Broflovski, Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty FoodsAss full of pork fat,
Jiggles like a Jello mold.
Mouth is flapping too.
-Kyle, same episodeWhen you rub your dick,
You might find a discharge that
Winds up on the floor.
-Kenny, same episodeI bet you don't win.
They don't let big fatasses
Perform on TV.
-Kyle, same episodeShut your goddamn mouth,
Or else I'm— gonna, kick you,
square, in the balls... asshole. (Oh, dammit!)
-Eric Cartman, same episode
About a small town
With four guys and expletives
Plus a big fat-ass. "Shut up stupid turd!"
"Oh, My God. They killed Kenny"
The Catchphrases rule Kenny dies; Stan says,
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!" says Kyle.
And that's the most normal part
Of this tiny town.
IMPERSONATIONS ARE POOR
NO ONE SHOULD VIEW THIS "Kick the baby, Ike!"
"Don't kick the goddamn baby!"
lolnope *punt* Oh Stan and Wendy
True romance is but simply
vomit in the face
Screw you guys, I'm going home
That fucking Cartman
— Kurupt"HMMF MMHPF HUH MFF HM
HMM MM M HM HM MUHF HFMM."
- Kenny McCormick
— HisaishiDr O'Dwyer
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer.
Scott the Dick, Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"