Haiku: South Park

Fatass Cartman was
Not on the school bus today.
What a big fat turd!
-Kyle Broflovski, Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Ass full of pork fat,
Jiggles like a Jello mold.
Mouth is flapping too.
-Kyle, same episode

When you rub your dick,
You might find a discharge that
Winds up on the floor.
-Kenny, same episode

I bet you don't win.
They don't let big fatasses
Perform on TV.
-Kyle, same episode

Shut your goddamn mouth,
Or else I'm— gonna, kick you,
square, in the balls... asshole. (Oh, dammit!)
-Eric Cartman, same episode


About a small town
With four guys and expletives
Plus a big fat-ass.

"Shut up stupid turd!"
"Oh, My God. They killed Kenny"
The Catchphrases rule

Kenny dies; Stan says,
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!" says Kyle.
Fusch

It's always winter-
And that's the most normal part
Of this tiny town.

CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE
IMPERSONATIONS ARE POOR
NO ONE SHOULD VIEW THIS

"Kick the baby, Ike!"
"Don't kick the goddamn baby!"
lolnope *punt*

Oh Stan and Wendy
True romance is but simply
vomit in the face

Four kids in the snow
Screw you guys, I'm going home
That fucking Cartman
Kurupt

"HMMF MMHPF HUH MFF HM
HMM MM M HM HM MUHF HFMM."
- Kenny McCormick

Dr O'Dwyer
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer.
Scott the Dick, Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"

What are they doing?
I bet they want to kill me
I need more coffee

Gnomes invade my room
It's not paranoia if
You're right all along

Coffee's not enough
Once you've had three thousand cups
Cough syrup helps more

I just want some friends
Friendship is too much pressure
A vicious circle

I am eight years old
Scared, alone and addicted
Does it get better?

- Tweek Tweak


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