Haiku / Spaceballs

SPACEBALLS: THE HAIKU PAGE


Just touch Vespa's hair
And she will go mad and push
The Berserk Button

Go Ludicrous Speed
In order to get Lone Starr
Too fast! Gone to plaid.
->— Shukmeister

One two three four five?
That's the same combination
That's on my luggage!
->—Lingo Maniac 88

Vespa, come to me.
Daddy, is it really you?
Yes, dear. Would I lie?

Lone Starr will be ours.
Spaceball One is closing in.
Fire on one, two...wait!

How many Assholes
Do we have? I knew it I'm
Surrounded By Assholes!

The movie's done, we'll
Be back in Spaceballs Two: The
Search For More Money!

And there's only one
Man who would dare give me the
Raspberry. Lone Starr!
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