Haiku / Spaceballs


Just touch Vespa's hair
And she will go mad and push
The Berserk Button

Go Ludicrous Speed
In order to get Lone Starr
Too fast! Gone to plaid.
->— Shukmeister

One two three four five?
That's the same combination
That's on my luggage!
->—Lingo Maniac 88

Vespa, come to me.
Daddy, is it really you?
Yes, dear. Would I lie?

Lone Starr will be ours.
Spaceball One is closing in.
Fire on one, two...wait!

How many Assholes
Do we have? I knew it I'm
Surrounded By Assholes!

The movie's done, we'll
Be back in Spaceballs Two: The
Search For More Money!

And there's only one
Man who would dare give me the
Raspberry. Lone Starr!