Haiku: Durarara!!

Girl without a head.
Gang wars, demon swords, mythos.
Mikado's Badass.

Is anyone in
This whole freaking series not
A crazy stalker?

All people choose sides.
Shizuo or Izaya.
Shizzy DOMINATES!

I have to side with
That Magnificent Bastard
Trollzaya is win.

Izaya's monstrous
Children are almost killed off
For shits and giggles.

All right, I'll say it;
I love a headless biker.
Are you happy now?

Izaya Orihara;
Has certificate in the art of troll.
And burns chessboards.