The Cassandra: Even when I tell unmasked truths, nobody believes me.
Catch Phrase: "You confuse me with someone who cares." Additionally, "Jackpot", or sometimes "Checkmate" when I outmaneuver someone.
Mad Libs Catch Phrase: "How do I do X?" When failing to do something seemingly simple (e.g: "How do I do dexterity?" for finger movements.
Chekhov's Skill: Once thought-useless ability to read French became useful when the English version of an instruction manual was made illegible by water.
Cloud Cuckoo Lander: I walk in Imagination Land every now and again. Helps with ideas for writing.
Combat Pragmatist: I may not be that physically strong, but go ahead, challenge me to a fight. I'll leave you with no breath, several broken bones, and no idea how it happened, thanks to gratuitous usage of Confusion Fu.