Haiku / Chuggaaconroy

Why is Steve so cool?
The only answer can be
Nintendo Logic.
Hey everybody!
It's chuggaaconroy welcome
back to (put game here)!

A guy who plays games
Alias: Chuggaaconroy
An awesome gamer

Nintendo Fanboy
Often screwed by their logic
Blames Miyamoto

A loud thud is heard.
Chuggaconroy screams in rage:

He will shout a lot.
And then make an awful pun.
Steve will get him soon...
The king of bad puns
Reaching eight years at long last,
Kudos to you, Emile.