Almost as bright as her hair
—Gamegeek Simon and Marcy
Wander through the empty waste
The crown corrupts him
—fishheads121 With stretchy dog friend
Boy protects the Land of Ooo
His. Hat. Is. AWESOME!
—Dave V. and Quijotesca Awesomely hatted
This human boy named Finn is
It has ear thingies
—Person that is too lazy to make an account Someone's in trouble!
Alright, Jake. What time is it?
ADVENTURE TIME! *CLANG*
—Kamikaze Korean Adventure Time, come
On grab your friends we go to
Very distant lands
Jake the dog and Finn
The human, the fun never
Ends, Adventure Time!
—Red Wren's slight variation on the theme song. Billy the awesome
Slew Ocean Lich and Fire Count
He fought a Bear too
—Braincogs From Pendleton Ward
This Show Is Ridiculous
You Will Enjoy It
—Yamadronis Wise dog Jake once said
"Be calmed by my saliva"
And soon it was done
-kvn8907 Finn, boy with a hat
And his wise, stretchy dog Jake
Go on adventures.
—themike Princesses captured
And Ice King is the culprit
Save them Finn and Jake!
—Ice Materia I'm just your problem.
I'm not a person am I?
I'm just your problem.
—Mswordx24 Finn & Jake, two boys
Poor boys, abandoned by time
Lord, you forsake them Daddy, why did you
Eat my fries? Well I bought them
Yeah, and they were mine
—Rocky Samson Earl of Lemongrab,
You really smell like dog buns,
But we still love you. Dear, sour Lemongrab,
Y U have so many fans
When you're such a jerk?! The Earl OF NOTHING,
Calm your freaking tits down, NOW-
You'll make yourself sick! Alas, Poor Villain,
Simon's destroyed by the crown,
But it saved him too. —Slightly Grape Its Adventure Time
Happy and colorful cartoon
Why am I sobbing?
—Schizo Technician Room outside of time,
Prismo, lonely, makes pickles.
He needs a girlfriend.
—Slightly Grape Little Marceline,
How lonely she must have been,
Without her Simon.
— Completely Different Brave warrior thief
Rides tiger into battle.
Resets by willow. The great land of Ooo
Ice, fire, candy, and more!
All after a war?
—Stuffedninja The end of all life.
Aren't you cold, Finn? Aren't you cold?
Walk into the well. A strange, but good show.
What is it about, you ask?