"It's so touching that you're wearing Mother's suit on your wedding day."
Grace takes legal action against Will's law firm for an interior design job they refused to pay for. It comes down to an arbitration session but Grace keeps throwing in courtroom jargon inappropriately:
Mr. Buhl: Miss Adler, though it's clear you know a lot of legal terms, you've yet to use a single one of them properly.
Grace: May I approach the bench?
Mr. Buhl: You'd have to build one first.
" What you worry about Karen, they might find blood in your alcohol?"
Edward: I don't believe in gay or straight. I refuse to limit pleasure. I like to think of myself as pansexual.
Karen: Oh my God, he's been humping my pans.
Will and Grace decide to have a baby. Jack and Karen think they're gonna do it the old fashioned way and prepare a bed for them. And they think they can watch.
Jack: Yay! This is gonna be so disgusting!
"Karen's wandering the city this time of night? There are thieves and murderers out there. She might hurt one of them".
One Christmas Episode where the gang invite hotel personnel to their room and sing carols just to annoy them.
I remember the reason being that they wanted to go caroling but were too lazy to actually get up and do it. The closing scene of the episode involved all of them following some poor sod out the door as they sang. The icing on the cake was Leo hiking his leg in the air.
Jack gets Karen hired to appear with him filming an anti-sexual harassment video. The scene he does involves him putting his tongue in her ear, which she likes so much it ruins all the takes. When the scene gets scrapped, he looks at her and she's lying on a desk smoking a cigarette.