Wilfred. During The Stinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing Clue. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.
He did the same thing with Monopoly because "he keeps it gangster".
Wilfred does not get monopoly money
Ryan: How many times do I have to tell you that money isn't real?
Wilfred: Tell me one more time.
Ryan: That money isn't real
The stuffed giraffe from episode 7 turns out to like S&M.
Wilfred using Jenna's panties as a tea bag.
Wilfred killing a pelican.
Wilfred telling Ryan he poisoned him complete with Evil Laugh.
Ryan getting caught having sex with a stuffed giraffe toy.
Wilfred "possessed" by Ryan's old dog Sneakers.
"That man is not the real Magic Johnson. I died in 1992. That guy looks nothing like me."
Wilfred and Ryan forming their own band.
Wittle Bethie Bunny just got a Bwazilian.
Wilfred finding out about Ryan's old dog Sneakers.
"Sneakers is no one, huh? (holds out a collar) Do you usually buy priceless jewelry for no one? Imitation colored glass? Plastic painted to look like metal? This isn't some cheap made in China knockoff. This was made in Taiwan, you bastard!"
When chatting with his "Spirit Guide" during "questions" Ryan almost gets the answer to what Wilfred is... only for his guide to get an arrow through the throat.
Wilfred holding the bow: Who, me?
Wilfred is strapped to a device that will shock him if he tries to eat food out of a bowl. He doesn't ever really grasp the concept and he even manages to taste some of the food amidst the electrocutions.
Mattdamon displays his divine powers by pulling a dove from behind Ryan's ear. Ryan looks away for a second and when he turns back, he sees that Mattdamon has bitten the head off of the dove.