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The Beginning

  • Davros missing out on the fight with the Nevermores. Because he was taking a dump the entire time!

Bonding in Beacon

  • Davros's attempts to convince the other characters that he was only joking when he stole a koi from the Beacon gardens in order to eat it.
  • Chelsea fangirling over weapons.
  • Another one from Davros. This little gem:
    "Oh, yes, she is wonderful, " Davros told Rufous about his weapon, which he picked up and looked at. "She is good ride. I like to be riding Chelsea whenever I can be riding her. I ride Chelsea across the village all day and night, and she is good for many other things too. I am using her when I go fishing, digging for the clams, and beating off worthless dirty good-for-nothing gypsy beggar thieves who are trying to be stealing my fish from my nets after spending all day getting them myself! I will ride Chelsea now, let me be showing you!"
    • Seth is not amused.
  • Davros and Seth nearly start beating each other up because of Skewed Priorities with regards to which types of fish are tastier.

The Initiation

  • Calypso's response to Barry being her partner? "GODDAMNITSHIT!"
    • Gaston, on being Chelsea's partner? "SONOFABITCH!"
  • Tara getting distracted by a butterfly (who she later names Hifi) right before a Beowulf attack. Remus is not amused.
  • Ayers and Davros literally destroy everything in their path. Using stampeding Pyrosaurs.
  • The various mishaps that Jack and Lucas get into is pretty amusing, in a Black Comedy sort of way, double points as the Gm just starts to care less and less as he narrates how they go from one situation to the next.

First Day Of School

  • The entire first morning of school, really. Characters are tripping over each other, causing messes and awkward situations.
    • And Remus sleeps through the whole thing, and then Jack almost set his bed on fire to wake him up.
  • Foooooood Fiiiiiiiiiight!

Rite of Passage

  • Davros entered the training arena, right before Urujauni and Rufous were about to fight, and blew up the dummies in zero-point-four seconds. And that was just the beginning...
  • Remus and Chelsea' First Kiss occurs because she was knocked out by a tranquilizer arrow, slid down a slide of ice Remus made to catch here, and then she fell out right onto him. And this all occurred in front of Seth, who pulled his guns on Remus after falling right into speaking Angrish.
  • Davros and Ayers manage to get a dresser from Team CRGS' room, only to find that it might belong to one of the three guys on the team. What makes the moment funnier is the fact that there are still panties inside the dresser!
  • Ayers isn't fazed about the punishment at all. In fact, all it ends up doing is making him homesick!

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Randomness on the Discussion thread

  • Raccoon Grimm.
  • Everyone wants to go on a panty raid.
  • Insano points out how a double date among Team JUMP would go.
    • This was a response to the GM calling Team JUMP "Team Double Date Night". He promptly declared this to be canon.
  • Hard to take this seriously, considering it is a melodramatic rant on the desire for rhubarb.

Quotes from the Illumination of Solus

  • "It's fine if you don't agree with us. Just go disagree with us from a reasonable distance away."
  • On the subject of fighting, which is most certainly not a euphemism:
    • "The pointy end goes in first."
    • "It can ruin lives if unplanned and without proper precautions."

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