Funny / Troy

  • Near the beginning of the movie, the look on Hector's face when he realizes just where Paris is...
  • This exchange outside the newly sacked temple of Apollo:
    Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at the gates of Troy for husbands they will never see again?
    Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.
  • Hectoooooooorrrrr! HECTOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!
    • Gut-wrenchingly funny in the Russian dub. Why? Achilles is standing in an open field, yelling 'HECTAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!! HECTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!'