Funny / Touhou Galaxy

Funny moments in Touhou Galaxy and its follow ups

Touhou Galaxy

• King Kaliente being flung to Tokyo...and landing at an all-you-can-eat restaurant and a chef putting up a sign reading Live Fresh Calamari!.
• Nitori gobbling up Sweet Sweet Galaxy...and being confronted by an angry Sakuya which starts when Nitori sees a flying knife as she's eating chocolate cake and culminating in Nitori getting a knife to the knee after she insults Sakuya's chest size.
• Nitori using her water manipulation powers to circumvent the dangers of Buoy Base Galaxy.
• Hina saving Nitori from Major Burrows by dropping the tree on Major Burrows's planet on the massive mole's head.
• Flandre trolling Luigi by telling him "I want to drink your blood" after confirming she's a vampire prompting the poor guy to faint.
• Bouldergeist being so slagged off at Flandre not taking their battle seriously that when he's revived via Prankster Comet, he flips Flandre off, who's unamused.
• Bowser Jr. bringing Remi in a crystal to Bowser as a souvenir...and a Luma who the Koopa prince kidnapped turning into a Launch Star and blasts the crystal into space and sends Bowser into a wall.
• Suika grabbing a charging Fiery Dino Piranha by the tail and flinging him into the sky and then when the Fiery guy plunges down, Suika is nonchalantly drinking sake and then he slams into her closed fist.
• Flandre interrupting F.L.U.D.D. twice when he tries to give info on Remilia. The first time Flandre interrupts, Yellow Toad sarcastically asks F.L.U.D.D. if the latter has information that's not useless.
• Yuyuko devouring the dessert planets at Toy Time Galaxy.

Touhou Galaxy 2

• Nitori and E. Gadd deciding to install a translator chip inside FLUDD, which somehow requires a blowtorch. Cue FLUDD muttering "Oh, this can't be good... If I had legs, I would be running by now. I wish Mario would've taken me."
• Roxas unwittingly getting affection from some of the Touhou characters much to his chagrin.
• Cirno Perfect Freezing the Puzzle Plank Galaxy and turning it into the Snowy Plank Galaxy and insisting that it's the Snowy Plank Galaxy whenever someone calls it the Puzzle Plank Galaxy whenever she's in earshot.
• Pit breaking the fourth wall and confusing everyone else.
• At Throwback Galaxy, the Whomp King tries to give his monologue from the game...only for Suika to grab him, yell "I HATE PEOPLE WHO MONOLOGUE!" and slam him to the ground, destroying him instantly.
• Wart trying to take a level in badass with a bazooka...and only succeeds in knocking out Suika before getting curb stomped by Yuuka who after shoving vegetables into his mouth, swings her umbrella like a golf club and hits Wart into a black hole.
• During the Boss Bonanza at Battlerock, Moukou and Kaguya arguing instead of battling Larxene and Saix, out of control thanks to Aya taking a picture right in front of his face, running into Bonetail, causing him to fall apart and somehow reassemble into a bony version of the Eiffel Tower. Also, Larxene killing Saix because he collided with her, causing her to drop her manga and it got fried by one of Moukou's fireballs.
• Giga Bowser and Dustflier getting curbstomped when they ambush the heroes at Gensokyo is hilarious with a side order of awesome.

The Return of the Shadow Queen

The Wrath of Master Xehanort + Alternate Endings

• The alternate endings consist of Gildarts asking Flandre why she doesn't take care of the problem herself complete with a bunch of Lampshade Hanging.

Touhou Partners in Time

• After Reimu cures Toadsworth with a 1-Up Mushroom, how does Luigi get sent into the time portal? Flandre comes in for a landing and the impact blasts the hapless plumber into the portal!
• Pit explaining what E Gadd's Time Machine does, to the latter's frustation (he wanted to say it!)
• In Gritzy Desert, the young versions of the gang battling the Shroob that's chasing Luigi and culminating in Baby Mario and Baby Luigi spinning like a tornado and not only beating the Shroob, but sending Luigi flying as well!
• Young E.Gadd getting the idea for The Hydrogush 4000 from seeing Aquarius using her Giant Wave attack to get rid of the fire in his lab. In the present, E. Gadd gets an idea and F.L.U.D.D. having a This Is Gonna Suck moment when he sees E. Gadd and Nitori looking at him. This leads to the Hydrogush 4000 being F.L.U.D.D. hooked up to a hose which is hooked up to a machine which is hooked up to another machine which is aimed directly at the time portal.
• During the battle against Petey Piranha, Lucy tries to summon Loke...only to get Virgo instead and at Lucy's surprised "VIRGO?!" the latter explains that big bro is making out with Aries before they get married.

Touhou Kart 8

Touhou Bowser's Inside Story

• Bowser, General Guy and Bowser Jr. easily destroying The Fawful Express as well as the Fawful Mountain and the spiky hill all culminating in Bowser jumping the gap, grabbing the train and flinging it into the gap where it explodes.
• Many of the gang's reactions to Luigi using Snack Basket. As well as the fact that the shockwave blows away the Centurions and the Forces of Nature.
• The Junker dancing scene is even funnier thanks to many members of the gang dancing with Junker such as Luigi breakdancing...and completely slagging off Midbus.

Youmu's Mansion

Touhou 3D World

• E Gadd. nonchalantly dropping F.L.U.D.D. down the Clear Pipe to the Sprixie Kingdom after Mario and several of the others follow Bowser down.

Touhou Dream Team

• Ezra trying to cut a thin slice of strawberry shortcake at a bar at Pi'illo Castle...only for said slice to turn into a huge section as Ezra removes the cake and walks off with a huge smile. Even better is Reimu simply declaring "Well, A for effort."
• Natsu easily inhaling the Smoldergeist and its copies...then taking a deep breath and saying that it's not the greatest fire he's eaten.
• After Mario and Luigi break their hammers, Virgo shows up having stopped by the Mushroom Kingdom and purchased Ultra Hammers...using Lucy's money!
• Starlow pulling off Dreamy Luigi and Dreamy Meiling's Sneeze Winds by tickling their noses with feathers from a Cucco that a Brickle thought was a good idea to bring to inhabit the island and everyone going flying.
• When the heroes beat and destroy Grobot, Brickle goes to tearfully say goodbye to Grobot...and then sees Gajeel eating its remains! When Brickle demands to know what Gajeel is doing, the latter says "What? I got hungry."
• In Dozing Sands, two Shelltops show off the Mini and Mole moves...and trying them on Mario, Luigi, Natsu and Gray just gives them headaches.
• Seatoon thinking that Erza, Marisa, Gajeel, Sakuya and Lucy are Team RWBY. Funnily enough, those four are amongst the group the Kingdom Hearts-verse Marisa brings as part of the Big Damn Heroes moment in the final chapter.
• Erza buying all the strawberry shortcakes (one of everything) from one of the shops in Wakeport which causes frustration amongst the other customers when the shopkeeper says they're sold out.
  • Then when the Fly Guy R thieves steal and dispose of them, an angry Erza (she was saving the cakes for a picnic for the gang) requips into her Purgatory Armor, grabs the trio and uses her sword to send them to the moon. She then notices there's still one left...and a Yellow Yoshi eats it!
• At Dreamy Mount Pajamaja, the Rule of Three gag involving characters using wind powers (Wendy's Sky Dragon Roar, Mario's Luigi Tornado and Flandre's Meiling Fan) blowing snow away as well as everyone else.
• Dreamy Meiling-empowered Flandre vs Junko is hilariously terrifying. All culminating in Flandre pulling off her trademark "Boo", causing Junko to faint, then do a Giving Up the Ghost causing Flandre to shove Junko's ghost back into her body and then poke her as Dreamy Meiling leaves Flandre's body, everyone looks terrified, even Remilia who suggested the whole thing in the first place. Then there's this from Happy:

  Happy: Everyone agree not to use Dreamy Meiling on Flandre ever again, say aye…
  Everyone: *(Groaning)* Aye…

• Bowser letting out a "...Oh, son of a--" when he notices Mario's, giant, enhanced Star flying right towards him as the Koopa King is trying to choke out Giant Dreamy Luigi and Dreamy Meiling.
• Characters from the Kingdom Hearts-verse showing up to beat up Kamek such as Samus, Kirby and Spider-Man after he insulted them during his battle with Marisa and Reimu. When he tries to ask for a five minute head start, Samus says they'll give him five milliseconds and they pound him followed by both Marisas using a Master Spark. Then, after everyone else leaves, both Marisas get into an argument which culminates in Reimu pulling a Put Their Heads Together. Finally, after they peacefully resolve things, Kamek is confronted by Deadpool...and the Incredible Hulk.
  • The dialogue counts too:
    "I'm not the Samus from your universe." She said and approached Kamek.
    "...Oh...! Uh, hi! You... didn't hear all of that, did you...?" Kamek asked, looking a little nervous.
    "Call me old, will you?" Samus asked, activating her suit.
    "Call my dad a weirdo?!" A girl stepped up. She had light blue-almost white-color hair which is held up in a ponytail with a paper charm similar to what Mokou uses.
    "Call my parents weird for liking each other?" Another girl then stepped up. She looked like Yukari a bit, with blonde hair with streaks of green that go down to her waist. She wears a blue hoodie with the symbol of the Underworld Army on it.
    "As much as I'm getting older... I still feel young." A certain blunette stepped up, summoning a Keyblade. "However, I did not appreciate you insulting my kids like that… also, I'm 43, you dipshit! So say hello to Soul of Gensokyo!"
    "...Oh... that's right... you're a mama bear..." Kamek sweatdropped. "W-Well, it c-can't get worse..."
    "Why does EVERYONE call me an emo?!" a boy asked, summoning his Keyblade.
    "One: My husband isn't emo, TWO: I'm not emo either!" Another girl growled.
    "What's wrong with my motherly personality towards Lillie?" A blonde woman walked in.
    "...Meep..."
    "Hey! My scythe is NOT stupid!" The girl with the scythe walked in.
    "I'm here because you insulted my sister!" A blonde girl with unique gauntlets walked in next.
    "Pancakes aren't boring!" The hyperactive orange head readied her hammer.
    "Think I'm a loser? I'll show you otherwise!" That came from a guy in a red and blue outfit with a spider symbol on the chest.
    "Calling me ugly because I lost my eye?" The girl with the metal band around her eye cracked her knuckles. "Now you're asking for it."
    "My daughter is NOT a slut!" The blue hared queen of Sarasaland came in, and she was looking pissed.
    "I'm just here because I just don't like Kamek." The other Marisa walked in.
    "...Is that what I look like in the front?" Marisa asked while tilting her head, causing Reimu to facepalm.
    "Poyo POYO!" Kirby was not happy.
    "You're absolutely right, Kirby!" Yuyuko said, not looking happy either.
    "My mommy and daddy would like a word with you. And you got our names wrong!" A little girl said said as her parents walked in.
    "Uh oh..." Kamek paled, looking around and seeing he was surrounded. "Soooooo... how about if I get a five minute head start?"
    Samus aimed her arm cannon at him. "We'll give you five milliseconds."
    "Wh-what?! That's not fai-"
    "Times up."
    "Wait! WAIT! I WASN'T READY!"
    Everyone proceeded to beat the crap out of him... all but the other Marisa. "Hey! Other me! Master Spark him to death?"
    Marisa smirked. "Oh, how about a Final Spark?"
    The other Marisa grinned. "Music to my ears."
    After everyone else was done, the two Marisa's got into position after Kamek was basically bleeding internally. "Final...
    "Son of a bitch..."
    "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" They both yelled, and cue a massive explosion that nearly knocked everyone off their feet, and when the smoke cleared, Kamek was down and out.
    "Alright!" Marisa fist pumped and high fived her other self while everyone else waved goodbye and went into the other portal back to their universe.
    "Sooo..." The other Marisa looked at her counterpart. "What's this I hear about you being afraid of the water?"
    Marisa froze. "Well... I... well... I was..." She sweatdropped. "I didn't think you'd call me out... or, I'd call me out on this..."

Touhou Paper Jam

• The gang's and the villain's reactions to their paper selves. In particular, Meiling doing an Unusually Uninteresting Sight on her paper counterpart sleeping on the opposite side of the Scarlet Devil Mansion gate ("Oh good, a sleeping buddy") and Aya outright fainting when she sees her paper self. Also, Natsu, Erza, Gray and Wendy being in Lucy's house and her angrily demanding they get out. Natsu doesn't see anything wrong ("What? What's wrong with breaking in?") and Lucy is about to tell them what's wrong when Team Paper Natsu suddenly shows up through the door and windows leading to Natsu and Paper Natsu getting into a fight.
• Anything to do with the three Hades (regular, Paper, Kingdom Hearts-verse)
• The Paper Goomba from the first chapter trying to steal the medallion (after failing to get the gang to remember him) and not being very convincing, all culminating in both Flandres flicking him into a wall and knocking him out.
• The dialogue as the gang is battling Larry, Ludwig and their paper counterparts in a warp pipe that leads to Bowser's Castle:
  Ack! Wendy! You okay?!
  Agh, that was my tail!
  Alright, now you asked for it! FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!
  My hat!
  Ack! My little doll of Gray!
  Your WHAT?!
  No, not my keys! Aquarius will kill us!
  Hey, don't touch my mustache!
  PERFECT FREEZE!
  Here, have a Master Spark!
  Dammit, I can't see anything in here!
  Starlow: Okay, you asked for it… SUPERNOVA SPARKLE!
• After Sora and Juvia beat Larry and Ludwig, they see that Paper Remilia and Paper Erza have already beaten the two Paper Koopalings, having tea and strawberry shortcake respectively. Sora figures that Paper Remilia and Paper Erza must have beaten the Paper Koopalings in a couple of seconds.

Touhou Rabbids: Kingdom Battle

• King Boo's Not Me This Time when the gang sees a ghost levitating Luigi, which turns out to be a Peek-a-Boo.
• Wario and Waluigi vs. Shion and Joon. Especially the end when Wario-Man unleashes a point blank Wario Waft and Levy has to create some gas masks for the Heartless.

Touhou Galaxy Remastered

• When Nitori shows up at Loopdeswoop Galaxy, a penguin shows up saying he's the same one that she raced in Loopdeloop...only for Nitori to say she wasn't paying attention to any of the penguins and that she was only interested in racing. This prompts the penguin to do a Jaw Drop and undergo Color Failure while thinking "Holy penguin, that's cold!" Nitori then hops on a manta ray and launches off using her water-manipulation while the penguin mentally gloats he's got the fastest one, she's got the slowest. Nitori then proceeds to pass the penguin four times before crossing the finish line (while the penguin falls off his ray) and when it's revealed to be twenty seconds, the penguin asks if she has clones. Nitori says she finished in forty five seconds, she just did some extra laps to improve her time and leaves with the Power Star. The penguin wonders how does she do it.
• Viridi showing up at the Comet Observatory declaring she's going to kill the heroes after they killed Fiery Dino Piranha (Meta Knight and Mokou were the ones who did that) and then King DeDeDe taps her on the shoulder and uses his Jet Hammer to send her flying into space.

Touhou Galaxy 2 Remastered

• The creepy figures at Shiverburn Galaxy...being revealed as Keroro and a couple of his friends.

Revenge of the Shadow Queen Remastered

• This exchange from Chapter 13:
  Piers: *(Waving off Oleana)* Oh, what would you know, you old bat? You're the chairman's faithful lapdog that would do anything he asks. I'm surprised he hasn't given you dog treats.
  Oleana: *(Gets Cross-Popping Veins): Old?! ''DOG?!''
  Piers: *(Grins)* You heard me.
  • Oleana then says that Rose is in his tower and is not expecting guests and to run along and leave him alone. After another taunt from Piers about Oleana being Rose's lapdog, Oleana tosses the keys to the tower to a guard and tells him to make sure the heroes don't get the key before walking off. The guard agrees...only for the Luminary to launch a Snooze spell at the guard causing him to fall asleep instantly and Veronica runs over and grabs the key!

The Wrath of Master Xehanort Remind

• Piers just awkwardly stands there with his Obstagoon when Gloria, Hop, Marnie and Bea Gigantamax their Pokémon.
• Kairi biting Xemnas's hand, stomping on his foot and giving him a Groin Attack because she's sick and tired of being the Damsel in Distress.
• Black Comedy, but after Xehanort kills Pyrrhon:
  Xehanort: To fix a mistake in an alternate timeline. Now, if only I could find that jester that stole my thunder in the other timeline as well… because he was not supposed to be the final thing you would all fight. That fire god came in out of nowhere to destroy him easily, so I thought it'd be best if I were to… shall we say… get him out of the picture. Xehanort smirks See? Nothing of value has been lost.
  Samus: Come to think of it, I was getting some major deja vu.
  Marisa: You too?
  Gray: That's… kinda creepy.
• During the final battle with Xehanort, when the battle ends up in the water, Donald uses his magic to change himself, Sora and Goofy into their Atlantica forms and Kairi into a mermaid...and Kairi has problems fighting in this new form. Mario then pulls out some Penguin Suits and uses his to turn into Penguin Mario...but when he gives the others the Penguin Suits, they gain differently colored diving suits.
• After Kairi goes into her Guardian Angel form and delivers a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Xehanort and then heals Sora via the health she took from Xehanort, Kairi looks over and sees everyone else is surprised at what just happened, even Ifrit!

Touhou Odyssey + April Fools

• The whole April chapter turning out to be a dream Reimu had. As well as the fact that it gets brought up at several points.
• After crashlanding in Bonneton, the group chases down Cappy who's holding the remains of Mario's cap after it got shredded by Bowser's airship's propellors. Scout and Tracer nearly slam into the Phantom Thieves with Scout letting out a "Hey guys! Bye guys!" and when the group does catch up, Tracer says she was just making sure Scout didn't anything too reckless.
• The gang's reactions after Cappy has Mario Capture a frog:
  Mario *groaning*: Ribbit…? Ribbit…" *looking down at his feet, his eyes widening in surprise.* RIIIBBIIIIIIT! *Has Mario's mustache and Cappy on top of it.*
  Luigi: *(as everyone stares in shock)* WHAT IN BLAZES?!
  Demoman: Aye! What just happened?!
  Soldier: Dear god…
  Cappy: *(nonchalantly)* There's more!
  Soldier: No!
  Medic: *(pulls out a notepad and pencil)* Fascinating!
  Engineer: Shoot, that's pretty advanced stuff there… even for me!
  Medic: *(grinning)* I must learn how to do zhat!
  Natsu: Quick! We need to get Mario back to a person! Someone get a princess dress!
  Ann: Do we have any on stand by?!
  Natsu: Um… oh! Lucy! You wore a dress at your father's estate, right?
  Lucy: (yelling) I AM NOT KISSING HIM!
  Natsu: Marisa! You got a dress on ya!
  Marisa: Ew! No!
  Natsu:: …Okay, anyone have some kind of combat dress on 'em or… whatever it is?
  Youmu: Those don't exist! …At least, I don't think they don't!
  Natsu: Well, that's how the fairy tale goes! A princess kisses a frog and it turns into a handsome prince! …Or was it that the princess turns into a frog and becomes friends with a crocodile and a lightning bug and there's some weird voodoo doctor guy?
  Gajeel: Whoa, what kind of messed up fairy tale is that?! That's not how it goes, ya moron!
  Wendy: Hmm, I actually wouldn't mind reading that version…
  Carla: It does sound pretty intriguing.
  Reimu: Will you focus! Mario turned into a damn frog! …Or possessed it… I don't know what happened!
• In New Donk City:
  • Scout, Tracer and Soldier doing the Jump-Rope challenge and failing, followed by Bea doing it herself and getting a score of 1001 jumps much to the trio and the jump-rope ladies' shock.
  • Erza, Lucy, Ryuji, Ren, Futaba, Marnie, Gloria, Morgana and Hop eating at a cafe, and most of them finding Moon Shards in their snacks (Lucy's cake, Ryuji's coffee cake, Futaba's tea, Marnie's coffee and Gloria's Ice Cream) and the resulting moon being very sticky. Morgana requests it to go and Hop groans "That's nasty..."
• Most of the heroes giving Natsu a What the Hell, Hero? for ruining the New Donk City Festival by knocking out Donkey Kong, even though it was all part of the show. Particular highlights are Gloria and Demoman launching into an unintelligible Scottish rant and Mario and Luigi cussing him out in Italian. Also, Cappy decides to sit it out as yelling's not his style.
• Upon arrival in the Luncheon Kingdom, Mei is amongst those complaining about the heat. Min Min then takes off Mei's jacket making the ice wielding girl a heck of a lot cooler.
• Lysithea's reactions to everything that Akame does. As well as this priceless line from a Goomba that Akame's planning on eating: "I AM NOT EDIBLE, AND YOU ARE NOT A YOSHI!"
• Akame trying to understand everything that has happened ended up causing her to get a headache.
  • Then, after giving the backstory, Lysithea demands Akame get off while yelling "HOW ARE YOU THIS OBLIVIOUS?!"
• Natsu getting a massive Balloon Belly after eating a lot of the stew and then in the next chapter, Happy, Mario, Luigi, Min Min, Daisy, Heavy, Mei, Hilda, Haru and Ren grab the massively obese Natsu and race over to the Ruined Dragon and are able to fling Natsu high in the air where he comes down with a "FIRE DRAGON'S...METEOR SMAAAAAAAAASH!" and beats the Ruined Dragon and is somehow restored to normal in the process.
• While flying away from the Ruined Kingdom, things suddenly feel a lot colder in the Odyssey. Cue the gang looking at Cirno, Gray and Mei and all three of them giving a Defensive "What?" in the process. Becomes a lot less funnier when it turns out it's Esdeath.
• Akame's reunion with Mine:
  Akame: I'm getting real sick of falling out of the sky twice in one day… *sees Mine* …Mine?
  Mine: *smiles* Akame… *scowls*. Where the hell have you BEEN! We've been looking all over for you and to top it all off, we got ambushed by the Jaegers in this random mountain-like area! You better explain yourself and I'm not gonna take "I followed my stomach" as an answer!
  Akame: I followed my stomach-
  Mine: WHAT DID I JUST SAY, YA DOOFUS!
  Akame: -And ran into… help.
  Mine *tilts her head* Help? What help? *Hears groaning as Claude walks out while rubbing his head.*
  Claude *muttering*: Ooof… falling twice in one day is not how I want to spend my days…
  Mine: …You found a boyfriend?" *Luminary walks out with a groan* Two boyfriends? *Gray walks out… in his underwear.* "Three? Oh goodness, Akame… you naughty girl. *Akira walks out*. Fou-… were you building a harem behind our backs? *Reimu and Marisa walk out, trying to collect themselves* Oh… I… didn't know you swung that way.
  Akame: Mine, I'm not into a relationship right now!
  Mine: Then why was everyone- *Everyone else walks out while groaning.* Whoooooooa, that's a lot of people! How did they fit into… ya know what, I'm not even gonna bother. *Looks directly at Claude.* …I think I just found Leone's boyfriend… if he's not taken by some other bombastic woman, that is.
• When Skull gives his "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Seryu, he calls Mine a "pink-haired girl" prompting her to protest "I have a name, ya know!" and promptly getting ignored.
• During the fight with the Jaegers, Soldier looks on the bright side while watching Pyro and Bols attack each other with their flamethrowers:

  Soldier: Well, the good news is… we've horribly outnumbered them! Hahaha!

• When Leone says that hearing how Mario and the gang broke Akame, Akame grabs Leone by her bra and says "It's a mess, Leone! A mess! A complete fustercluck of a mess!" Leone doesn't think it's all that bad and decides to ask Mario herself. Cue:

  Akame: So… how'd it go? *sees smoke coming out of Leone's ears.* I can imagine it went well.
  Leone: I need… like… several months to fully digest what the hell I just listened to.
  Akame: Told ya.

• At Bowser's Kingdom, Spy pointing out that none of the desserts (Neo's Neo, Torchwick Flambe, Captain Slime Jello) sound Japanese.
• Bea's Shout-Out to Kill Bill, slapping a Ninji while telling it to go home to its mama while she's wearing a yellow and black jumpsuit and after the Ninji runs off, Bea channels Flandre by telling a Sledge Bro. "Boo". Cue the Sledge Bro tossing her a Power Moon while yelling "AAAAAAAAH! LIFE IS TOO SHORT!" and leaving an Impact Silhouette while fleeing.
• Hop, Hilda and Akame wondering how they're breathing on the moon.
• This exchange from Marisa and Reimu when Erza suddenly arrives to block Bowser after he still tries to kidnap Peach:
  Marisa turning her head: Where'd SHE come from?! I thought everyone was still at the church!
  Reimu: Apparently not her.
• During Tatsumi's "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Esdeath about how he doesn't love her, when he mentions Esdeath dragging Tatsumi into her room and smothering Tatsumi in her breasts, Gray says that he honestly thinks those are breast implants prompting Bea to snicker and then fist bump Gray.
• Hilda's reactions at Mario and Peach's wedding when she sees first Bea having a slice of cake (Bea: "I'm fond of sweets. Got a problem?" Hilda: "No, no! Not at all!) and then Wii Fit Trainer ("What? I can splurge every once in a while").
• The Bouquet Toss:
  Peach holding her bouquet in her hands as her back is turned towards everyone: Alright, is everyone ready? Here we… GO! tossing it behind her
  Leone rushing out: I got it!
  Mine: No, I got it! as they jump into the air, but then Zelda swiftly grabs ahold of it and teleports up in the air
  Zelda: grinning I have it~! Lucy wraps her whip around Zelda and yanks her.
  Zelda AAAAH! Erza swiftly grabs it
  Erza: Got it! the single women (Minus the Pokémon trainers and the Gensokyo ladies) all dog piled onto them and formed a massive fighting dust cloud.
  Kairi drinking some punch while leaning her head on Sora's shoulder: I am so glad I don't have to do that.
  Sora: Yup.
  Kairi: Poor Aqua though…
  Aqua: OW! OW! MY HAIR! the bouquet goes flying out of the cloud and two hands grab a hold of it as they all turn to see Pyra and Mythra holding it together.
  Pyra smiling: It's ours!
  Mythra grinning Yeah!
  Rex Spits out punch: WHAAAAAAAAA?!
  Nia: Rrrrow! playfully elbowing Rex. Way to go, big guy!
  Zeke grinning Congratulations, mate! You got yourselves two brides!
  Tora: Tora is happy for Rex Rex!
  Poppi: Poppi concurs!
  Rex blushing W-wait a minute! Morag, help me out here!
  Morag takes a sip of her punch Enjoy the honeymoon.
  Rex pales, turning over to Pyra and Mythra as both girls wave and wink at him
  Mythra playfully: Rrrow!
  Rex gulping ...Oh dear...
• Honest letting out a Big "NO!" when he realizes he's gonna be blown to kingdom come. Then when Haru and Demoman push the detonator to blow up the explosives, it sends out a shockwave that knocks the group outside the castle over and leaves the castle as a crater and also destroys several buildings. This conversation ensues:

  Emperor: *sweatdropping* I… think you were overboard.

  Haru: *blushing a bit* We… might have...