Funny: The Prophecy

From the first film:

  • Gabriel's cheery HI! when pulling Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
    • Then a Genius Bonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is the horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin The Rapture. Not surprising when one boy shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows with it.
      • Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe."note 
    • Gabriel's We Can Rule Together offer:
      Gabriel: You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!
  • In a Funny Background Event, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.

From the second film:

From The Ascent:

  • During Danayel's rally, when someone shouts "God is dead!", Gabriel turns and shoves the guy.
  • Gabriel being questioned by the police in The Ascent.
    Detective: (looking at Gabriel's driver's license) There's no date of birth. Why is that?
    Gabriel: I asked the woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles that same question. She told me not to bother her on her coffee break.
    Detective: Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
    Gabriel: (beat) Thirty-nine.

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