History Funny / TheProphecy

17th Jun '16 8:26:53 AM Nopperabo
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* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.

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* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.shirt, and Rachel is wearing a hospital gown.
28th Mar '16 8:41:25 AM kalel32688
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!!From the first film:

* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
** Then a GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
*** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]

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!!From the first film:

* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
** Then a GeniusBonus joke as
Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' meeting with it.
*** Made funnier by his benediction to
Jerry:
-->'''Gabriel''': Gee, Jerry, you look like shit.
** Gabriel doing
the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to "coin behind the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock ear" trick and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
telling Jerry it's bus fare.


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* After Gabriel insinuates he needs him for a while longer, Jerry remarks "Never trust a fuckin' angel," all the while Gabriel [[DisapprovingLook glares]] at him.
* Gabriel and Jerry's conversation while they dig up Colonel Hawthorne's body.
** When they finally unearth the corpse, Gabriel is...rather enthusiastic about how the late colonel was the "meanest, sickest talking monkey" before stating "I love him!"
** When Gabriel finds that Hawthorne's soul is gone:
--->'''Jerry''': Bad news for the war effort, huh?
--->'''Gabriel''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
*** Immediately followed by this:
---->'''Gabriel''': Jerry, if you were a soul, where would you hide?
---->'''Jerry''': The hell away from you?
* Gabriel questioning Simon about the whereabouts of Hawthorne's soul.
-->'''Gabriel''': So, where's the soul? You know, bigger than a breadbox?
** This is followed by Creator/ChristopherWalken ''brilliantly'' [[ChewingTheScenery chewing up the scenery]].
--->'''Gabriel''': No one hears the Word anymore. No one! [...] There's only the argument. I will not step aside. I will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT! ALLOW! ANY!]] Talking monkey...to take my place!
** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel chews up whatever's left of the scenery.
--->'''Gabriel''': Where did you put it? ''GIVE IT TO ME''!!
* A GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
* When asked by Catherine who he is, Gabriel replies "[[Really700YearsOld That's a long story]]."
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter and Catherine catch him about to kill Mary:
-->'''Gabriel''': Son of a gun! Priest wannabe. Figured it out.
** The completely casual way Gabriel tells Thomas and Catherine what he's going to do to Mary to get Hawthorne's soul.
*** This:
--->'''Thomas''': Goddamnit!
--->'''Gabriel''': You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
* Gabriel grousing at Thomas [[spoiler:after he shoots Jerry in the head, finally killing him]]:
-->'''Gabriel''': (''slams Thomas against the wall'') Pest! You have any idea how hard it is to get one of those?!
* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the [=ICU=].
** He then cursorily checks the patient charts, dropping said charts on the beds when he finds them unsuitable. When he finds one patient listed as "stable," he dismissively goes "Get outta here!" One would think he's picking out tomatoes at a grocery store.
* Gabriel's cheery "'''HI!'''" when pulling Rachael away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Creator/ChristopherWalken makes it that much funnier.
* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.
** Gabriel's concise reply to Rachael when she asks him why he needs her alive:
--->'''Gabriel''': Can't drive.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer to Thomas:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
* After Catherine shoots Gabriel when he crashes his way into the Indian hut:
-->'''Catherine''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel''': [[InsultBackfire Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right.]]
29th May '15 1:29:59 PM Morgenthaler
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!!From the second film:

!!From ''The Ascent'':

* During Danayel's rally, when someone shouts "God is dead!", Gabriel turns and shoves the guy.
* Gabriel being questioned by the police in ''The Ascent''.
-->'''Detective''': (looking at Gabriel's driver's license) There's no date of birth. Why is that?
-->'''Gabriel''': I asked the woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles that same question. She told me not to bother her on her coffee break.
-->'''Detective''': Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') Thirty-nine.
13th Feb '15 1:15:53 PM kalel32688
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* During Danayel's rally, when someone shouts "God is dead!", Gabriel turns and shoves the guy.
30th Jan '15 11:24:43 AM kalel32688
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!! From the first film:

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!! From !!From the first film:




!!From the second film:

!!From ''The Ascent'':



-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') 39.

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-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') 39.Thirty-nine.
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26th Jan '14 10:14:28 AM AnotherGuy
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*** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
22nd Mar '13 9:08:19 AM Dante668
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* In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.

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* In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.dodgeball.
* Gabriel being questioned by the police in ''The Ascent''.
-->'''Detective''': (looking at Gabriel's driver's license) There's no date of birth. Why is that?
-->'''Gabriel''': I asked the woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles that same question. She told me not to bother her on her coffee break.
-->'''Detective''': Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') 39.
23rd Feb '13 4:22:11 PM JAF1970
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** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogetherOffer:

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** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogetherOffer:WeCanRuleTogether offer:
23rd Feb '13 4:22:00 PM JAF1970
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** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogetherOffer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
23rd Feb '13 4:08:08 PM JAF1970
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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.

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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
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