Funny / The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

• June in the first episode has some great lines such as telling a monster that if she catches him in her area again "you'll be wearing these size 3!" (and then calls him a dork) and discussing a monster eating the bathrooms with Ray Ray as though that's the worst part of the mess.
  • Also threatening Ray Ray with "a wedgie so fierce you'll stop growing". All in all, June's threats can be pretty hilarious.
• In "It Takes A Pillage", June, Ray Ray and Monroe hijack a tour boat. That's right, a talking dog and a little boy manage to hijack a boat...
• The "Save The Burping Snails" campaign in "Water We Fighting For," complete with a benefit concert for a species that doesn't exist.
• Ray Ray and Monroe experimenting with make-up in "Make Me Up Before You Go-Go!" They really seem to be getting into it.
  • Monroe's dialogue suggests he's done more than experiment as (in his own words) sometimes he likes to feel "pretty."
• In "Te Xuan Me?", Dennis gets tag along with Ray Ray, Te Xuan Ze, and capture the baddie of the week who kidnapped some kids. He aims a banishment stone at him.
  Dennis: I know how to use this! .....Mostly.
• "Magic Takes a Holiday":
  • Melissa O'Malley boasts about how she'll be the lead in the camp play and mocks Ophelia for being stage crew, followed by this exchange between the latter and June.
    Ophelia: Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear.
    June: There's no bears in Orchid Bay.
    Ophelia: Then we should rent one.
  • Ray Ray dressed as a chicken making fun of Monroe's overeating.
    Ray Ray: No offense, dude, but I can hear your thighs rubbing together.
    Monroe: Shut up or I'll pluck ya!
  • Monroe trying to lose the weight he gained by running on a treadmill, only to fall and crash off screen.
• "Feets Too Big": the trip to the Sasquatch village and its dimwitted inhabitants.
  Sasquatch: Um, Richie, we got some people out here with chief business.
  Richie: Okay, but I'm not the chief.
  Sasquatch: Sure you are, dude. That's what the sign says.
  Richie: What sign? [pointed to the crudely spelled sign on his hut] Wow! Holy mackerel, I'm the chief! When did this happen?
  Sasquatch: When did what happen?
  Richie: When was I elected chief?
  Sasquatch: You're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!
  Richie: What's great?
  Sasquatch: Sorry?
  June: Oh, boy. Look, one of your tribesmen took off with my parents.
  Richie: Well, I don't know what you expect me to do about it. I'm not in charge here or anything.
  June: You're the chief of this tribe.
  Richie: Who's chief?
  June: You are!
  Sasquatch: Hey, you're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!
  [both Sasquatches get blasted with a wand]
  June: Monroe!
  Monroe: Sorry, they're just driving me bonkers!
  Richie: Oh-oh-oh-oh! I just remembered that Charlie Paulsen has been missing all day. I wrote it on my hand.
  June: Great. So, can you help us find him?
  Richie: Find who?
  June: Charlie Paulsen.
  Richie: Charlie Paulsen is missing?! Hey, we better tell the chief!
  June: You're the chief!
  Sasquatch: Hey, you're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!
  [both Sasquatches get blasted with the wand again]
  June: Monroe!
  Ray Ray: That was me. I'm totally gettin' fed up.

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