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- "Bus wankers!"
- Any time one of the boys makes a sound effect after the mention of Tara.
- Mostly when Jay is hungover and does the sound.
- "She'd get it! Right in the bumholey!"
- In Series 3, the Running Gag that every time Will meets someone new, they refer to him as "the kid who shat himself in the exam."
- Will's narration is littered with deliciously snarky one liners.
1. - First Day
- Neil asking for sex advice from Jay, who clearly has no idea what he's talking about.
Jay: You have to put it all the way in. Right up to the balls.Neil: And do you put the balls in?Jay: ... Yeah, can do. Some girls like it, some don't.
- "Can you PLEASE stop talking about my mother's VAGINA?!"
2. - Bunk Off
- Will's drunken rant to Neil's dad:
Will: Aw, piss off!Kevin: Don't talk to me like that in my own house!Will: Oh sorry, my manners. Piss off - please!Kevin: I've had enough of your lip.Will: Oh you'd like my lip wouldn't you, right round your bell end! If Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up, a closet for you to hide in? You BUMDER!!!
- Will, Simon and Jay get thrown out of the house. Then later Simon claims Neil's dad touched him.
- The best is the long silence after Will's rant and the look on Kevin's face. He knows he's just been insulted, but clearly can't get his head around what a "bumder" is supposed to be.
- Just before that: ♪ "Carli's fanny on your face, on your face, on your face! Carli's fanny on your face, and your bellend!" ♪ Sung by Jay to the tune of 'London Bridge is Falling Down'. While jumping on top of Simon on the sofa.
- Simon vomiting all over Carli's little brother.
- Shortly before, a drunken Will, in a completely blasé tone, explaining to Carli's worried little brother how his parents would be totally obliterated if a dirty bomb were to go off in London.
3. - Thorpe Park
- Neil gets his clothes stolen and ends up walking around Thrope Park in a vest shirt and speedos.
- An extremely cringe-inducing one: when Will loudly complains about the "inconsiderable arseholes", right up to the moment he sits down next to them. Then he realises he's just insulted two young men with Down syndrome.
Will: At least they left the tape deck.
- When they get their own back by vandalising the car.
4. - Girlfriend
- "Football friend!"
- Jay attempting to make Charlotte laugh by doing his impression of the Crazy Frog. Cringe Comedy at its finest, followed by an awkward silence. Emily Atack can be clearly seen Corpsing at it.
5. - Caravan Club
- Will gets hit on by a goth girl, and then decides he wants to slide around on the floor by his socks. She's not impressed.
- "You fucked a girl in my car?!" And of course, the hilarious reaction seconds later from Simon, Will and Jay when they learn why the car seats are wet.
- The disgusted reactions of the boys, when Jay's father takes a ridiculously long and loud shit.
1. - The Field Trip
- The scene on the boat, when the fish jumps on board. Fans voted this the greatest moment in the whole series.
- "And say what!? HELP, WE CAUGHT A FISH?!"
- Simon and Will discussing Lauren, while a group of seagulls harmlessly hop around them:
Simon: "You are alright with me seeing Lauren later on, yeah?"Will: "Yeah, of course."Simon: She's pretty cool, actually."Will: Is she? FUCK! OFF! YA BEADY-EYED LITTLE SHITS!"(The seagulls barely react)Simon: "Are you sure you're alright?"
- The boy's conversation after Mr Kennedy comes in and starts to molest Neil, mostly because Neil is so easy-going about it all.
Neil: He did give us vodka.Will: That's called grooming, Neil.Neil: Is it?Will: Yes.Neil: Oh. *grins, then lies down* Goodnight!
Will: Was that a dream or did that just happen?Jay: That was your wet dream.Will: No, it wasn't.Neil: He rubbed my legs...Jay: That's what you get for leading on paedos, you slut.Will: Shouldn't we report him?
Neil: He said don't tell Gilbert though (about the Vodka)Will: Don't tell him about the swimming or the planned sexual assault when you're drunk?(pause)Neil: Both.
Jay: This [vodka] is brilliant. We can all get well pissed.Will: Although, technically it means we're now pimping Neil out.Simon: I'm cool with that.Neil: Me too.
6. - Exam Time
- Will soils himself in the exam.
Will: I thought it was just a fart! I thought it was safe!
- He then carries his soiled trousers to the pub in a bag:
Simon: I can't believe he's actually brought a bag of shit to the pub with him.Jay: Your dad brings a bag of shit to the pub with him all the time... Your mum!
1. - The Fashion Show
- Simon's Wardrobe Malfunction. Word of God says that Joe Thomas really did get his testicle out.
- Earlier on:
Will: Jay driving us to school really did make me feel like royalty. Unfortunately the royalty I felt like was Princess Diana.
- Simon throws a tantrum when his parents and brother make fun of his catwalk practice:
Alan: He's just like Naomi Campbell!Will: (narrating) So Simon was well on his way to becoming a supermodel. He had the temperament. Now all he needed was bulimia and a cocaine addiction.
2. - The Gig and the Girlfriend
- Each of the lads' reactions to being high. Simon is simply clueless as usual, accidentally knocking Tara out. Jay gets paranoid that the police are after him. Neil goes on a bit of a trip before falling asleep thanks to the sleeping pills. Will ends up losing control of his arms and ends up needing to go to hospital.
- Neil's slow motion dance when the sleeping pills start to kick in. He still attempts his robot dance routine from the Caravan Club episode, but really slowly.
- Neil and Jay's bewildered reaction when the drug dealer accuses them of being racists, then when he finally agrees to sell them some weed, Jay asks if he'll roll it for them.
3. - Will's Dilemma
- The moment where Jay, attempting to show off his non-existent motorcycling skills, lets the bike uncontrollably speed into some steps, sending him flying off through a door.
- "Oh wow, did you get in the Guinness Book of Fictional Records?"
- This exchange:
Kerry: "I like your glasses! Do you need them to see?"Will: Yes, Kerry.
4. - The Trip to Warwick
- I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FUCKING FANNY OFF, YOU TWAT!
- Also from that episode; NEIL, WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU'VE PISSED THE BED!
- When Jay claims he slept with a Dutch girl, Will replies, "Ooh, what did she do? Give you a blowjob in a windmill? Wank you off with a pair of clogs?"
- Neil drinking Orange-ade filled with fag butts and declaring it 'the best night of his life'.
5. - Home Alone
- The lads constantly teasing Will about how his mum has gone off to have sex with Ferguson, an old friend of hers from university.
Will: I'm not one to pass judgements but, to me, Fergus looked like a massive ginger bell end with a shit car and I hated him.
- Will kicking the door of his house closed, knocking out his elderly neighbor.
Will: Fucking Mrs. Springett!
- This exchange between Simon and Jay:
Simon: What am I gonna tell my dad?Jay: To leave your mum. She's a dog.Simon: Fuck off!
6. - Camping Trip
- Gilbert's reaction to Neil giving him a blow-by-blow description of how he lost his virginity and may possibly having gotten her pregnant.
- When the car rolls into the lake, Neil then throws a rock into it.
Neil: You said smash a window!
- The Vomit Chain Reaction that happens in the tent.
The Inbetweeners Movie
- The last scene of The Movie. Mr Gilbert on a quadbike. Naked.
- Neil, Will and Simon dancing over to the girls in an otherwise empty nightclub is hilariously awkward. Will is especially inept on the dancefloor, calling a halt to proceedings and just asking the girls if they can sit with them as it's awkward for all involved.
- Mr Gilbert's goodbye speech when the lads finish school. One of the other teachers even tries to stop him and he shushes him down.
- Some of Will's monologue-quotes from the movie.
Will: "When people now ask me if I like football, I say yes, I do like football. But not Burnley. Burnley can fuck off."Will: "I've found that dads are a lot like arseholes. Everyone's got one, and they're arseholes."
- Will's Blind Without 'Em moments during the skinny-dipping scene. "I've lost my glasses!"
The Inbetweeners 2
- Jay's email to Neil at the start of the second film, which is played out with Jay telling the lads what he's been up to.
- The Water Park scene. Words can't do it justice.
- Neil accidentally kills a dolphin by feeding it a burger and chicken, giving him Irritable Bowel Syndrome out of guilt. As Will goes down a water slide, Neil shits himself at the top of the slide. Cue one of the best chase scenes in recent memory as Will tries to escape the fast-approaching turd.
- Jay masturbating in the bed next to Will's as Will starts fingering Katie. Will is appropriately freaked out.
- The whole "Grow up" exchange between Will and Simon.
- Neil trudging off into the desert after a mirage. He lets out a Big "NO!" after he finds out the others were right about it being a mirage.
- Will serenading Katie. Cringe Comedy doesn't quite cover it.