Keith: Jay, there is always trouble when you're around but Will, I'm especially surprised at you!
Will: Oh piss off!
Keith: What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: Oh I'm so sorry. My manners. PISS OFF, PLEASE!
Keith: I've had enough of your lip.
Will: Oh you'd like my lip, wouldn't you? Right round your bellend! If Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up, a closet for you to hide in? You bumder!