Funny / The Disney Loops

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• The very mental picture of KaminaEeyore.
  Well, I guess we're going to have to drill to the heavens today.
• Mickey Mouse having a loop involving him in a Soap Opera verse, with a number of highlights to it, including the following...
  ...on the way over, he had been threatened by three evil twins swearing revenge for that one time in Budapest, except that was when he was under hypnosis, so it didn't count. On the way back, he had been blackmailed by at least one agent from every single branch of the United States government, along with a few that Mickey knew for a fact didn't exist in Hub Loops. Luckily, the resulting infighting essentially nullified their respective schemes. Over the course of the entire trip, he had fended off no less than twelve different women claiming to be past lovers. Half of them were pregnant with his children, except not really, that had been his evil twin. Every. Single. TIME.
• Captain Jack Sparrow's first and second time Looping into Equestria. The first time, he manages to convince Nightmare Moon to make her eternal night mobile (aka pretty much the same as it was before); the second time, he (with help from Cloudkicker and Berry Punch) gets Prince Blueblood drunk on rum, then gets him to legally give him his private yacht and puts all the items in his house up for auction.
• Doctor Doofenshmirtz replaces Doctor Wily for a loop, creating Robot Masters out of both his various -inators and the main cast of his show. Needless to say, Rock has to deal with them, and Hilarity Ensues, though a few moments stand out:
  • Vanessa gets equipped with the Least-Likely-Inator, and immediately realizes hitting Rock with it isn't a great idea. Unfortunately, she accidentally hit herself with it, and is now compelled to help her dad. She and Rock settle on hand-to-hand combat.
  • Baljeet is the fortress' main computer. Not only does he give Rock a workout, he's also the second-to-last boss - and, since Rock destroyed all his friends, he Hulks out.
  • Darth Ferb - now going by Darth Rhapsody - makes his return:
  Rock: I thought you weren't going to keep the sith thing going. You know, considering how you got it.
  Ferb: [shrugs] I wasn't at first, but Anakin's homemade gingerbread cookies are surprisingly persuasive.
• Will (the Looper from W.I.T.C.H.) decides to test newbie Will's (the brand-new Anchor for Sky High (2005)) ability to handle hostile Loopers. Since she's replacing Gwen, she decides to reenact her original plan...with a few slight modifications. As in, after scanning the Pacifier on day one and launching fake attacks to make the other Will think she still needed it, she changed her speech to criticize the system used to sort heroes and sidekicks (accidentally insulting Ball Girl in the process) and used multiple Pacifiers and power nullifiers to transform everyone within seconds. Then there's this line:
  Will: [having just put on her armor] Will Vandom, also known as Royal Pain.
  The Commander: Royal Pain...is a girl?
  Will: Mrs. Stronghold, if I decide to give you back your ages please keep the chauvinist on the couch for awhile.
• There's a Running Gag of Disney Loopers buying out problems.
  • Cornelia Hale bought the Lightrock asylum for their staff's canon habit of using Heel–Face Brainwashing, and had them replaced with the Trix (former inmates who escaped just in time and Loopers).
  • Scrooge bought out the Confederation of Independent Systems, the Republic, and the entire Clone Wars. And had Donald take pictures of the faces when he evicted Sidious and the Separatist Council.
• Bambi finding out that, in a variant of the Rat-Man loops, his mother comes back as a flesh-eating zombie.
• Ladybug meeting Sailor Venus... and having to deal with one of the oldest Loopers having a bad case of Cuteness Proximity and being a Troll.
• During a Gravity Falls Loop, Dipper and Pacifica decide to have some fun after the former explains how Looping works to the latter. How? By having their own version of a turf war! Whoever covers more of the Northwest Mansion in ink is the winner.
• Kuzco can't go one Loop without Yzma somehow turning him into a llama, even though he knows it's coming. He and Pacha are both very annoyed about this by the time it's revealed.
  • In the introductory Loop, after Pacha turns Kuzco back into a human, they both decide to go make some anachronistic cave paintings. Cut to an Indiana Jones Loop, where Marcus bursts into Indy's office about an article about a cave painting in Peru depicting a kangaroo. After Marcus leaves, Indy can't help but notice a certain emperor's signature.
• Marinette Wakes Up in Gotham City... and quickly realizes she's in a particularly angsty Maribat AU-based Loop, much to her frustration. And at the end, she starts getting texts from a now-Awake Adrien, who is frantically apologizing for how much of a dickbag his Unawake self was.
  • It got a followup: Adrien heads to Gotham to sort things out with Marinette, only to run afoul of an Unawake (and definitely running on Maribat AU logic) Damian, then run into an Awake Catwoman, who immediately drags him off to rob a museum with her. Poor kitty can't catch a break...
• Meta example, but after so much refusing to reveal their identities on the show, what is the first Ladybug snip in the compilation? An identity reveal.
• Kim and Ron end up in Remnant for a Loop. One accident with the Attitudinator later, and Ron's trying to force its citizens to bow to "the Great Bueno Nacho" with Roman opposing him in the name of peace and ice cream. Glynda promptly decides she needs a vacation.
  • When Kim hopes that RWBY doesn't waste so much time and resources on such a silly debate, it cuts to the foursome in question in the Kim Possible Loop, having the exact same debate (albeit on a more mundane level).
• One Miraculous Loop sees Kagami Tsurugi get replaced by a Kartana... or, in Japanese, Kamiturugi. Marinette is not amused by this, nor by Adrien immediately launching into a Hurricane of Puns after defeating it in fencing.
• When Linda starts Looping, she is overwhelmed by what the kids are telling her and asks if Perry is actually some sort of spy. You can guess who walks in right after.
  • From the same series of snips, the other Loopers pointing out that Phineas can be very oblivious to things like social cues.
• From the loop where Nino starts looping and ends up asking Chloe, of all people, for help with Adrian's birthday party:

  Seventeen clothing based insults in and Nino was starting to have second thoughts.
  Chloe: ... and that atrocity of a hat needs to be burned pronto! Not just for Gabriel's sake, but for your… ow!!
  A big blot of orange paint had started staining the shoulder of Chloe's shirt. A couple meters past that was Alya, leaning up against a wall with a paint gun.
  Chloe: Gee thanks, Ceasire! While you were just standing there with that gun, I had gotten hit in my brand new cardigan! It'd take forever to get this cleaned! Like, three hours forever.
  As Chloe retreated off to find Sabrina to schedule a cardigan clean up, Nino had one thought on his mind. No way was Chloe that dumb.
  Alya: You’d be surprised how dumb she can get throughout the loops *somehow appearing right next to him*. Wait, loop? Does Alya know what’s going on? Did she read his mind?
  Nino (trying to put things together, slowly): Alya… Do you remember that time we got thrown in the Komodo dragon cage?
  Alya: It was a panther cage, and that… hasn't happened yet, you are looping!

• In one fused loop between Miraculous Ladybug and Code Geass, Adrien and Marinette decide that they, Nino and Alya are going to overthrow the Britannian Empire with Nino suggesting that since the Anchors are in Japan, they could use some help or at least give the quartet some tips. However, when they get to Japan and turn into Ladybug, Cat Noir, Rena Rouge and Carapace, it turns out that they're late due to it also being a fused loop with Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid with Tohru and her friends replacing Lelouch's maids and them doing the overthrow of the Britannian empire early. Even better is the dialogue:

  Nunnally: It's a little excessive...but this was the sort of loop where you just look at your brother and tell him to do all those things you don't normally want him doing. It was that kind of loop.
  Kallen: ....Yeah, it was probably best you missed it. It was a bad Britannia this loop.
  Rena: So you led mechas and a dragon into battle against an empire of hammy Nazis?. *as Zero nods*
  Lelouch: Of course. What sort of man would I be if I didn't overthrow an evil empire while standing atop of a dragon?
  Cat Noir *nods*: He's got a point.
  Ladybug: ....Cat, don't steal Fang next loop. *Looks up towards the elder anchor.* Seeing as we're here, overthrow complete or otherwise, could you help us make sure one of our friends is okay? You haven't seen a Kagami Tsurugi around, have you?

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