Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me."
Armand tries to get Albert to walk like a more traditional man, and demonstrates John Wayne's walk for him to copy. Albert's version of it is a bizarre, hip-twirling sashay.
Albert: No good?
Armand: Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
Albert: [hopefully] Oh. Well, one wants a hint of color...