Armand's speech about Guatamalan life in the country.
Armand: A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.
Armand's "eclectic celebration of the dance."
Armand directing a dance sequence that involves an actor, who is directed to sit still for most of the act, and conveying some flamboyant moves ("Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!") and ending that direction with "keep it all in."
Drag!Senator Keeley's plaintive "No one will dance with me. I think it's this dress, I told them white would make me look fat."
Armand tries to get Albert to walk like a more traditional man, and demonstrates John Wayne's walk for him to copy. Albert's version of it is a bizarre, hip-twirling sashay.
Albert: No good?
Armand: Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that.
Albert is finally prevailed upon to wear a conservative dark suit. He walks out stiffly, without any of his usual mannerisms, and sits down. Armand and Val look down and realize that he's wearing bright pink socks.
Albert: [hopefully] Oh. Well, one does want a hint of color...