The Bowlderized version could be considered funnier: "The squid hath hiteth the fan...eth."
"Stop... Turn... Explain."
"And hell is just a sauna."
"My insurance does not cover PMS!"
"Hello, Katarina, made anyone cry today?" "Sadly no, but it's only four-thirty."
"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"
What makes it even funnier is how perfectly it sums up the inexplicable number of men so desperate to date Bianca, both in the movie and the source material.
"Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."
Kat's 'Plan' for distracting the other soccer team.
She distracted him with her "wits".
"Now that I've shown you... 'The Plan'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
Ms. Perky and her novel.
"Judith!! What's another word for... engorged?"
Swollen? Turgid?
Bratwurst.
Mr. Morgan's casual hostility towards his students.
And him outright laughing at Joey, who he knows got his eye blackened by Bianca at the prom.
The teacher in detention confiscating a student's weed, then thinking a minute and confiscating another kid's chips.
"My momma didn't raise no fool."
(In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
"What's a Bogey Lowenstein?"
The outtakes
"Can I get a prophylactic... a prophylactic... ah..."
*thwap!* "Shall we go to my office?!"
"Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
"I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"
"Your eyes have a little green in them." *BWARF!!*
"...I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
"That was Costa Rican, butthead!"
In an uncharacteristic moment of cartoonishness, when Bianca is practicing archery, she turns and shoots the teacher in the ass, who proceeds to flail around in pain for a while.
Comes back as a Brick Joke when he's supervising detention and sits down on his desk - only to quickly jump back up, wincing in pain.
Bianca being made to wear the fake belly by her Dad.
