* "The shit hath hiteth the fan...eth."
** The [[{{Bowdlerise}} Bowlderized]] version could be considered funnier: "The ''squid'' hath hiteth the fan...eth."
* In Cameron's first scene with Miss Perky, she tells him she's sure Padua won't be any different from the other schools he's attended. Immediately after that line, something splats against the window behind her. She carries on talking to Cameron as if nothing happened, save for FlippingTheBird out the window.
* [[PapaWolf "Stop... Turn... Explain."]]
** [[OverprotectiveDad "And hell is just a sauna."]]
** "My momma didn't raise no fool."
** "My insurance does not cover PMS!"
* "Hello, Katarina, made anyone cry today?" "Sadly no, but it's only four-thirty."
* "What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"
** What makes it even funnier is how perfectly it sums up the inexplicable number of men so desperate to date Bianca, both in the movie and [[Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew the source material]].
* "Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."
* During Bogey's party, a conversation Joey is having with Bianca is briefly interrupted by a screaming drunk guy falling past the window next to them.
* Kat's '[[DistractedByTheSexy The Plan]]' for distracting the other soccer team.
** She distracted him with her "wits".
** "Now that I've shown you... 'The Plan'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
* Ms. Perky and her novel.
** "Judith!! What's another word for... engorged?"
*** Swollen? Turgid?
*** Bratwurst.
* Mr. Morgan's casual hostility towards his students.
** And him outright laughing at Joey, who he knows got his eye blackened by Bianca at the prom.
* The teacher in detention confiscating a student's weed, then thinking a minute and confiscating another kid's cheetos.
* This conversation between Cameron and Michael:
-->'''Cameron:''' ''(in a sullen tone)'' We're ''screwed.''
-->'''Michael:''' Hey, no, hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you ''upbeat.''
-->'''Cameron:''' ''(In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack)'' We're SCREWED!
-->'''Michael:''' That's better.
* "What's a Bogey Lowenstein?"
* It's cruel, but Joey pushing Michael to the floor at the prom counts.
* Mr Stratford giving a Death Glare to Joey when he turns up to pick up Bianca on prom night, before promptly slamming the door in his face.
* The outtakes
** "Can I get a prophylactic... a prophylactic... ah..."
** *thwap!* "Shall we go to my office?!"
* [[SarcasmMode "Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."]]
* "I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"
* "Your eyes have a little green in them." *BWARF!!*
* "...I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
* "That was Costa Rican, butthead!"
* In an uncharacteristic moment of cartoonishness, when Bianca is practicing archery, she turns and shoots the teacher in the ass, who proceeds to flail around in pain for a while.
** Comes back as a BrickJoke when he's supervising detention and sits down on his desk - only to quickly jump back up, wincing in pain.
* Bianca being made to wear the fake belly by her Dad.
** "Who knocked up your sister?"
* "My balls!"
** Prior to that, Kat yells, "Remove head from sphincter, ''then'' drive!"
* "Don't say shit like that. People can hear you!"
* ''{{Beat}}.'' "... are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?"
** Cue the two characters being accused in this fashion desperately assuring him of how pretty he is.
* Patrick running away from the police as he's singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" and slapping one on the ass.
** Takes on a layer of HilariousInHindsight when Heath Ledger would later go on to play TheJoker.
* "Maybe if we were the last two people alive. [[BestialityIsDepraved And there were no sheep.]] (''{{Beat}}'') Are there sheep?!?!"
** Also the reactions of the first and last interviewees in that scene. One bursts out laughing. The other ScreamsLikeALittleGirl.
* "Should you be drinking when you don't have a liver?"

!The Series
* Cameron upon realizing that Michael is gay thinks he has a crush on him. Michael assures him otherwise
->Michael: Now Joey on the other hand
->Cameron: (mutters) I keep losing out to that guy.
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