Funny / Sethical

For a series riddled with Rapid-Fire Comedy and Surreal Humor from beginning to end with Sensory Abuse on top, it would've been bizarre to say that the Baku Series has ever missed with its jokes.

Season 1

Boneless Pizza

• Ladies and gentlemen, the Memetic Mutation that started it all:
  Baku: Lemme get, uhhh... BONELESS PIZZA, WITH A TWO-LITER OF COKE.
  Schnitzel: Fuck kind of pizza?? ...and two-liter machine [B]roke, we got one-liter though.

Bag of Chips

• Baku almost succeeds in getting his order... only for him to accidentally call Lois, who is genderflux, "ma'am" instead of "ze". Refuge in Audacity doesn't begin to describe his response.
  Baku: BITCH. What is a "genderfuck"?
  Baku: Look, can I get a bag of chips with that?

Chicken Biskit

Tobi: Dawg, swear on your TIMBS, you're not fucking with me.

Baku: How about, I don't wear Timbs? I wear YEEZY.

Hella Bread

• Baku owes the United Bank of Money: Hella Bread... and 17 cents.

Season 2

No Clout

• A rising rapper calls Baku, who is apparently his great-uncle's eighth cousin's roommate.
  Li'l Broomstick: You can call me Yung Cash Register, a.k.a. Li'l Broomstick.
  Baku: Li'l Bullshit.
• "SWEAR TO YEEZY, YOU AIN'T FUCKING AROUND ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY!"

Season 3

Season 4

Vegan Sandwich

• Baku describes his order as "LGBT without the BLT".
  Katz: So you want a vegan sandwi―
  Baku: VEGAN!?
  Katz: Bruh, my ears.

Egg Foo Young

• Tobi sending Baku to Kamui's Dimension, which is presented as the PlayStation 2 startup screen. Said segment only lasts for 26 seconds.
  Baku: Yo, where's the exit?
  Tobi: This is my world. You can't escape.
  Baku: The fuckin' door is right here!
  Tobi: What the fuck?
  Baku: Try that anime shit again, dumbass.

No License

• Baku's reason for speeding in a 25 MPH zone, clocking at 85.
  Baku: I gotta keep it 100.
  Police Fish: I can respect that. So you're driving out here with no license?
  Baku: Look, I played Gran Turismo.

Season 5

Moonrock

• Baku calls NASA for a trip to the moon for his Moonrock Yeezy Boost 350 display by putting it on top of a rock in the Moon.
  Mandark: Look, you got Uber, you can download Lyft...
  Baku: Lyft? Nah, we need to Lyft off.
  Mandark: How about you lift your fucking knuckles off the ground, bitch? Goddamn neandertHaL!
• After Baku monologues about said request:
  Mandark: Do I look like Microsoft Word?
  Baku: Yeah, you probably look like that damn paper clip.
• And then shortly after:
  Mandark: How much you pay for your car?
  Baku: It's stolen.
  Mandark: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Lotto [7/11]

• Bank Bill, of course, presenting the new Ultra 100 lottery in full hammy glory, openly stating his dedication to taking the jackpot of 700 billion dollars for himself.
  Baku: He implicatin' on TV!
  Cameraman: Can't be on there talking that bull―
  Bank Bill: Shut the hell up, I'm reading the script! I could give a FUCK about the manager, I'm trying to―
  [Techical Difficulties Please Stand By]
• "Fuckass 7/11... Just give me the damn tickets."
  Snake: Movie tickets, that's the only tickets you need to worry about!
  Tobi: Movie tickets?!

  Snake: Y'all want these tickets? Okay, Yakko and Wakko, goddamn Warner Brothers ass bitches.
  Baku: Warner Brothers?!

  Snake: These lottery tickets ain't gonna fix that hairline, bucko.
  Bank Bill: Hairline?!

Tesla Cybertruck

• The entire episode can be summarized as Sethical venting out what he and everyone else thinks about Elon Musk's Cybertruck, with Baku's dialogue consisting of a list of insults against its looks: from a trapezium to a BIONICLE whip, from a Cyberpunk 2077 glitch mobile to a Decepticon, culminating in an iRobot-looking polygon that runs on Bitcoin and requires solving the quadratic formula to park it...

Robbery

• After going back to working at the United Bank of Money, Bank Bill's Memetic Badass status reaches new heights.
  Baku: Yo, I need to make a withdrawal.
  Bank Bill: You need to make a withpayment.
  [...]
  Baku: [on his credit score hitting rock bottom] Fuck... How am I gonna get a new iPhone?
  Bank Bill: J.O.B. Job!
• Li'l Broomstick starts the aforementioned robbery on his own... wearing nothing but a McDonald's hat.
  Li'l Broomstick: Ay, this a fuckin' robbery. Everyone get down!
  Bank Bill: Why?
  Baku: Ain't no fucking way... You really are broke. Why are you wearing a McDonald's hat?
  Li'l Broomstick: I just got off my shift.
  Bank Bill: You need to be workin' overtime.
  [...]
  Bank Bill: Look, all I know is you ain't getting a lick, not a damn dime out this bank.
  Li'l Broomstick: You can drop a few thousand.
  Bank Bill: Bitch, I can drop YOU!
  Li'l Broomstick: This motherfucker talkin' reckless...
  Bank Bill: I ain't said shit yet, but you gon' hear this pistol talk!
  Baku: ...that was a good one.
  • After he convinces Bank Bill to lead him to the safe:
  Li'l Broomstick: A'ight, open this shit!
  Bank Bill: I can't open it.
  Li'l Broomstick: Fuck you talkin' about?
  Bank Bill: I ain't got the key.
  Li'l Broomstick: I don't see a keyhole.
  Bank Bill: Congratulations.
  Baku: Are you stupid?!
  Li'l Broomstick: Depends on how I feel.
  • And the goal for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from his bank account, except Bank Bill reveals that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.
• The police fish finally arrives at the "situaaaation", but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then eventually gives up and leaves. So does Li'l Broomstick.

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