Funny / Ring of Honor

  • Colt Cabana is a goldmine for these.
    • The entire Colt Cabana-Delirious match from Fifth Year Festival: Finale. It included Cabana doing a Big Daddy impression, Cabana adjusting Delrious's mask so the Lizard Man chain-wrestled with referee Todd Sinclair, Delirious making fat jokes at Sinclair's expense, leading to the ref shoving Delirious down with Cabana behind him for a 2-count.
    • Less than two months later at Cabana's final show until 2009, he got out of a submission hold.. by calmly breaking it himself. This was after he screamed like a little child right in Adam Pearce's ears.
  • Any skit where Tank Toland tries to whip Bobby Dempsey into shape falls here.
  • It's Nowhere To Run and no one wants to partner with Alex Shelley against Generation Next. Shelley is so desperate he ends up taking Delirious after finding him in a bathroom stall.
  • From Allied Forces: Kevin Steen as a judge?
  • Final Battle 2011: The World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Briscoe Brothers. Ref is down, Shelton Benjamin splits a wooden board in half on Jay Briscoe's head, Charlie Haas grabs a piece. Cue the audience chanting "USA! USA!" and screaming "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Note that Shelton and especially Charlie worked as heels that night.
  • Matt Hardy's anti-bullying video.
  • The following Twitter exchange between Dave Meltzer and head booker Delirious:
    Dave Meltzer: "...if you like a good wrestling show, get the replay of ROH anniversary show. Will be among yrs best shows.
    Delirious: -!OI>A?g"R{e_E+w"i«T≤h*Y§O:uVDOa=Ve(t!h&aNDK$sSFxo¥R/r?E£cOCG^n%I(z!I~nPG.r/E}a+L!S-h*I!T!/?!—- note 
    Dave Meltzer: Couldn't have said it better myself.
  • Kevin Steen and Steve Corino provided commentary for one of Steen's ROH matches. While Steen was wrestling in it.
    STEEN: Ever since I have joined forces with Mr. Corino it appears the Ring Of Honor on HDNet commentators, Dave Prazak and "HOG", seem to be hell-bent on talking trash about us!
    PRAZAK: Not me!
    STEEN: I don't think that's very fair, so you know what? Prazak, Hog, you guys have the night off, well at least you have this match off, go grab a hot dog, grab a beer, grab each other's genitals, whatever you do...
    PRAZAK: I'll grab the beer.
    [...]
    [After Corino starts talking to Steen's opponent, Bobby Shields, and Steen sneaks up behind him and knocks him down]
    STEEN: [as he hits him] BOOM! Can't believe that worked!
    [...]
    CORINO: I used to beat kids like this up in school every week!
    STEEN: Speaking of school beatings, I perfected this very move during my grade school beatings, check it out!
    [Steen comes off the ropes, and then stops]
    STEEN: [handing the mic to referee Bryce Remsburg] Oh wait, hold this.
    [Somersaults and drops a leg on Shields]
    CORINO: Ohhhh, ladies and gentlemen—!!!
    STEEN: [taking the mic back] Oh my god—!!
    CORINO: That—
    STEEN: TREMENDOUS move!
    CORINO: That was orgasmic maybe.
    STEEN: [going for the cover] Steen goes for the cover!
    [Covers, only gets two]
    STEEN: Bad call by the referee, horrible call!
    [...]
    [After Shields catches Steen off-guard and gets in some token offense, Steen comes back and stops him with a powerbomb]
    CORINO: OHHHH! SLAP THE PORKYPINE, HE'S DONE!
    STEEN: [retrieving the mic and glaring down at Shields] That hurt, you asshole!
  • From ROH Death Before Dishonor IV: When Homicide made his entrance and became the final member of the ROH team, CZW fans erupted in a "SIX ON FIVE!" chant (Samoa Joe and Bryan Danielson were in the match, but Dragon chopblocked Joe right out of it and left himself). The ROH side immediately snapped back with "YOU CAN'T COUNT!"
  • Bryan Danielson and El Generico hug it out.
  • The crowd chants during the Ultimate Warrior Tribute match Between Machismo King Jay Lethal and Delirious. At one point they chanted "Pure Infringement!" but at the same time booed the moment Machismo King did not align exactly with Randy Savage, demanding that he "Finger Point!" from now on.
  • The crowd was so sure Michael Elgin was going to beat Adam Cole for the belt that they started throwing streamers into the ring after a Cole took a top rope power bomb at Best In The World and began chanting "We Fucked Up" when Cole got his shoulder up.
  • The look on Jay Lethal's face when Dalton Castle makes his entrance.
  • During the company's crossover show with All Japan Pro Wrestling, Satoshi Kojima exploits the fact that he is, "Japanese, goddammit," as an excuse to ignore the referee's instructions. The fact that he twice explained his alleged incomprehension to the referee in Surprisingly Good English makes it that much funnier.
  • Silas Young's attempts to turn Beer City Bruiser's boys into men, especially when he catches them trying to use the women's rest room.
  • During a six way scramble on the first night Supercard Of Honor X, Donovan Dijak threw Dalton Castle shoulder first at Adam Page, who flipped over him, causing Castle to unwillingly collide with his boys, who were with two fans fanning up Frankie Kazarian. Page got the advantage over Donovan Dijak and then while brawling Joey Daddiego after landing on his feet following an attempted hip toss to the outside but opted to takeout Dalton Castle, Kazarian and The Boys as they recovered with a running apron shooting star press instead of following up. This was then followed by Daddiego being sent into the pile via a drop kick from Cheeseburger, who then, performed a comparatively plain step up body press outside to absolutely no effect on the still recovering group. Dijack then performed a plancha onto Cheeseburger, flattening everyone.
  • At Global Wars 2016 with New Japan Pro Wrestling, color commentator Mr. Wrestling 3 apparently spent $6,000 on a "Super-Kick Counter" for the match with The Young Bucks and Bullet Club against Matt Sydal, Kushida and the Motorcity Machineguns on the Bucks' promise of hosting the world's largest Superkick Party. The match ends without any actual superkicks to the disappointment of Mr. Wrestling 3. The kicker though is that at the very end of the event, the Bullet Club takeover and decimate the arena and staff (as well as Jay Lethal and Colt Cabana, both in a match at the time) in a series of superkicks, allowing Mr. Wrestling 3 to use his counter. He explodes with joy as he watches it climb, before he and his colleague Kevin Kelly promptly get superkicked themselves. The night ends with a grand total of 42 kicks.
    • The person in charge of the counter counting the superkick that Mr. Wrestling ate, added to the hilarity.
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