The entire Colt Cabana-Delirious match from Fifth Year Festival: Finale. It included Cabana doing a Big Daddy impression, Cabana adjusting Delrious's mask so the Lizard Man chain-wrestled with referee Todd Sinclair, Delirious making fat jokes at Sinclair's expense, leading to the ref shoving Delirious down with Cabana behind him for a 2-count.
Less than two months later at Cabana's final show until 2009, he got out of a submission hold.. by calmly breaking it himself. This was after he screamed like a little child right in Adam Pearce's ears.
Any skit where Tank Toland tries to whip Bobby Dempsey into shape falls here.
Final Battle 2011: The World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Briscoe Brothers. Ref is down, Shelton Benjamin splits a wooden board in half on Jay Briscoe's head, Charlie Haas grabs a piece. Cue the audience chanting "USA! USA!" and screaming "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Note that Shelton and especially Charlie worked as heels that night.
STEEN: Ever since I have joined forces with Mr. Corino it appears the Ring Of Honor on HDNet commentators, Dave Prazak and "HOG", seem to be hell-bent on talking trash about us! PRAZAK: Not me! STEEN: I don't think that's very fair, so you know what? Prazak, Hog, you guys have the night off, well at least you have this match off, go grab a hot dog, grab a beer, grab each other's genitals, whatever you do... PRAZAK: I'll grab the beer. [...] [After Corino starts talking to Steen's opponent, Bobby Shields, and Steen sneaks up behind him and knocks him down] STEEN: [as he hits him] BOOM! Can't believe that worked! [...] CORINO: I used to beat kids like this up in school every week! STEEN: Speaking of school beatings, I perfected this very move during my grade school beatings, check it out! [Steen comes off the ropes, and then stops] STEEN: [handing the mic to referee Bryce Remsburg] Oh wait, hold this. [Somersaults and drops a leg on Shields] CORINO: Ohhhh, ladies and gentlemen—!!! STEEN: [taking the mic back] Oh my god—!! CORINO: That— STEEN: TREMENDOUS move! CORINO: That was orgasmic maybe. STEEN: [going for the cover] Steen goes for the cover! [Covers, only gets two] STEEN: Bad call by the referee, horrible call! [...] [After Shields catches Steen off-guard and gets in some token offense, Steen comes back and stops him with a powerbomb] CORINO: OHHHH! SLAP THE PORKYPINE, HE'S DONE! STEEN: [retrieving the mic and glaring down at Shields] That hurt, you asshole!
From ROH Death Before Dishonor IV: When Homicide made his entrance and became the final member of the ROH team, CZW fans erupted in a "SIX ON FIVE!" chant (Samoa Joe and Bryan Danielson were in the match, but Dragon chopblocked Joe right out of it and left himself). The ROH side immediately snapped back with "YOU CAN'T COUNT!"