Bro.: What's the weight limit on this thing? Mastermind: IT'S FIVE HUNDRED BLACK, GET IN.
Djy: Oh my god, BILL is DEAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Mastermind: Whas goin IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... Bro: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... * Everyone stops to stare at Archaon walking in, who's been absent for the last two seasons up to this point.* Archaon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... * Everyone else continues screaming as the screen is clouded with text.*
Made funnier by the fact that he's playing Coach and Bro is standing right next to him.
Made even more funnier by the fact AOVNICK is the only one that isn't screaming during the moment.
During the continued screaming Djy starts randomly unloading his gun on Coach.
An oddly amusing one
Your horrible singing attracted the horrible zombies!
The entire song singing part in season 2.
David: Just go, just ignore every sou- all the sounds- song- sounds- sounds (blows on mic)
Puppy Sky:(singing) Let's groove tonight/share the space-shsh-FUCK!
PRO GUN EXPERT
At the end of episode 2, when Djy's teammates keep him from getting in the safe room. Aovnick, who is also locked out, hits a shopping cart with an axe, causing it to hit Archaon and incapping him.
Do you know the sound a bird makes? A-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI
Bro thinks he only has a pistol and gets swarmed by the horde. Falling down, it's pointed out that he had a molotov the whole time
Aovnick's surprise appearance in Profound Moments In Left 4 Dead 2 19 probably counts
Aovnick: HEY DAVID! I can't really land there right now because theres a bunch zombies and CABLES. Also even if I could land PUPPY'S TOO FAT! So why don't you go over to the hospital and get him some lipo-o-ssssuction. Okay by now there DAVID.
Puppyskys repeated screaming in episode 16.
made even better that there is a warning before each one.
"Hi, my name is [name],hurrrrrr." Especially with the ridiculous face that always accompanies it.
In the No Mercy finale:
PuppySky: I'm black and white! djy1991: (begins shooting at him) Not anymore you're not! PuppySky: No! (he dies) djy1991: Oh shit, that actually killed you. PsychoDuck: What did you expect? djy1991: (laughing) I didn't know...! PsychoDuck: "I was only shooting at him, Officer, I didn't think he would die!"
In one episode, David is attacked by a Charger. We see the attack in slow motion, with David having an Oh Crap moment.