(Cole flips off Alexander and thrusts his crotch some fifty times)
Commentator #2: It's on the note.
And then Alexander kicks Cole's head off.
The dance-off between the Inner City Machine Guns and Los Gueros Del Cielo.
Rich Swann dropping himself on his head by accident.
Angelico vs Jack Evans, where most of the match consisted of Jack cutting a promo about how Angelico is terrible and Jack has to do all the work in their matches.
Jeff Cobb shrugging off a piledriver from Chris Hero, pointing out himself that one cannot piledrive that which has no neck.
Zack Sabre Jr vs Akira Tozawa. The first four minutes consisted of nothing but the crowd constantly chanting and the combatants lampshading that they hadn't so much as thrown a punch yet, until they pretended to just conclude the match because clearly it'd already hit its peak.