Funny / Marvel Mash-Up

Since this is mainly a professionally-done abridged series, you'll definitely find lots of funny stuffs, including characters bashing the 'lazy animators', out-of-character running gags, and something you don't see on the actual shows.

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends

• During a fight with Doctor Doom, it's time for the world's best holiday: "HAPPY FLYING CAR PARTS DAY!!!"
• Goblin vs Spider-Man have a fight but their fight is more disturbing..
  Spider-Man: Looks like someone needs a hug!
• The Goblin's recollection of Norman Osborn's accident.
  Green Goblin: Let me introduce you to the tiny man who lives inside my eyeball.
  Norman Osborn: (mixing chemicals while humming) I'm mixing some chemicals I dunno why. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Just going mix this guy here and this guy here. (suddenly explodes) OWH MY FACE! MY ENTIRELY AVERAGE FACE!!
  Green Goblin: Nice guy but not a great chemist.
• During the fight, Spidey dares the Goblin to crash into power lines.
  Goblin: I ACCEPT YOUR DARE OF CRASHING INTO THE POWER LINES, SPIDER-MAN! I'M NOT AFRAID! (terrified Aside Glance) I'm very, very afraid.
• Magneto lifting Spider-Man prompting :
  Spider-Man: How are you lifting me? I am not made of metal!
• Magneto complaining about his 'tight helmet' that the folks gifts him.
• "Do the PUNCH!!!"
• Cops complaining regarding Spider-Man not handing a case of jewelry to them but dropping it, making all the jewelry spread all over the street .
• Who knew Red Skull loves the party? Hell, anything that he does and says becomes a Funny Moment, especially his heavily German accent.
• "1! 2! 3! 4! I can't do this anymore T_T"
• "Human Train. Choo! Choo!" That is all!
• Iceman's unorthodox way to celebrate winter.
• Juggernaut
  • "USE THE DOOR!"
  • Doing peekaboo and making Wolverine laugh silly.
• "This show is ridiculous!"
• Spider-man on a date with a girl (with her whole family)
• "I'm not a Norse Star. I'm Loki. I'm a ROCK Star!"
• "STOP RIGHT THERE TREE BRANCH!!"
• Captain America's 'over-the-top' patriot towards America.
• "Did someone say STRANGE!!!"

Incredible Hulk

• The increasingly crazy reasons Bruce has to turn into the Hulk, among which are Rick Jones' bad breath and frequent bathroom breaks.
• Karaoke time with Dr.Octopus.
• "All Hail The Plane God!!"
• RIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
• Meet the man with the longest handshake of all the Amazon.
  • "Wow Miami sure changed you!" "Hulk No Like Tan Line!"
• Hulk doesn't like layout and rearrange the furniture by breaking it.
  Rick: Hulk Stop it! You're breaking my stuff!
  Hulk: Hulk not breaking stuff! (incredulous voice) Hulk redecorate.
  Rick:You always do this after you watch interior design shows!
  Hulk: HULK PERFECTIONIST!!!
• Smiling Contest between Quasimodo and the Hulk
  • And later both of them dancing. Too bad both of them won't be appearing in "Dancing with the Superheroes."
• Puppet Master: Now will you excuse me I need to rub my hands together for another hour.
• Rick's long speech about how bad is Bruce's breath.
• General Ross telling the base about how he lost his pet gerbil Mr. Wiggles.

The Fantastic Four

• As mentioned above:
  Reed: Looks like they forgot to draw wheels on the Fantasti-Car! I hope we can land it safely.
  Sue: There's nothing I hate more than lazy animators!
• The narrator failing to make sense of what looks like Sue flying an overturned refrigerator through a sideways diamond storm and shielding herself with red mood lighting.

Iron Man

• Hulk tosses one of the Mandarin's rings into a volcano, and Iron Man goes all Gollum on it.
• Tony showing an ad for his new hair rejuvenation clinic, claiming that bald people are 300 times more likely to commit burglaries and blow up empty warehouses than people with hair.
• Tony and Rhodey are held at crossbow-point by MODOK — whose appearance they compare to an "old man's toe" and "walnut in a helmet", among other things. When he explains he needs their help, Tony says this priceless line:
  Tony: Sorry, MODOK. You can't fix ugly.
  • What MODOK really needs help with is getting out of the Chinese barrel he's stuck in because he was trying to take a bath.
  • Another segment has Mandarin making fun of MODOK's advanced age (he's apparently 512 years old) and calling him a prune.
• War Machine grousing (after going through a sewer pipe and nearly falling off a cliff) that's the "last time I take advice from a giant talking karate turtle!"
• Hawkeye attempting to restrain the Mandarin with his new "bubblegum arrow" (fruit punch flavored). Mandarin easily snaps the gum. "Darnit, I knew I should've used spearmint!"
• "Shoot! How do I keep forgetting to wear pants! Well, al least I remembered to wear a shirt." "I'm sorry sir, but you forgot your shirt as well." "CURSES!"
• Tony attempting to use ESP to figure out what number Rhodey's thinking.
• Iron Man battles Stingray, whose The Faceless appearance causes all his dialogue to be muffled; IM points out Stingray needs a mouthpiece for his suit.
• War Machine suffering from a "suit fart" thanks to gas station nachos.
• Dark Aegis and Iron Man arguing over the former's name pronunciation.
  • Afterwards, IM complains that they're lost; Dark Aegis attempts to light a signal flare, but somehow blows up a moon instead. "Whoops! That...wasn't supposed to happen." IM then admits blowing up a planet is one way to get them noticed.
• Tony training for the superhero 5K race — he doesn't want Quicksilver to win again.
• Arthur Dearborn coloring Tony's mullet and mustache blue. "NOOOOOOO! The Avengers family portrait is ruined!"
  • JARVIS attempting to release Tony, but instead Tony gets repeatedly electrocuted.
• The narrator not being sure what the Star Well space station is — "Meanwhile, back on this thing... in space."
  • And as the Star Well plummets towards Earth, a guy with a sign reading "The End is Near" declares "Finally, I can put this sign down. I WAS RIGHT, ALL YOU FOOLS!"
• Tony's car explodes — "I have got to start paying my parking tickets."

Others

• A little kid dressed as Spider-Man's indignant response to Aunt May asking what he's supposed to be dressed as for Halloween, until he sarcastically responds "Dracula."
  Aunt May: Oh yes, what a scary Dracula.
  • And then the kid just gets more pissed when Aunt May gives him a cough-drop.
    Aunt May: That's a laxative, dearie.
• Any time the narrator makes a crack about the terrible Limited Animation
  Narrator: Quickly the animators add another three inches to Donald Blake's fingers, allowing him to grab his stick and transform into Thor!