And now for unspoilered rapid-fire dialogue!
- When Bowser can't find a seat at the theatre set up in his own castle after Fawful seized it, he goes to complain. (Genders assumed based on the tone of their text sound effects.)
Boss Goomba: Is there a problem?
Male Usher Goomba: Oh, Boss, phew! This guy...
Female Usher Goomba: So this big galoot here, right? He's all like, I have no seeeat! No seeat! And he won't shut up!
Female Usher Goomba: But he won't stop, and we're all, we just can't do it, buddy, OK? So we have no idea what to do.
Female Usher Goomba: And this lug's getting surlier. He's not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance!
Female Usher Goomba: So we do some solid thinking and totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats!
Female Usher Goomba: Ooooo!
Other Goombas and Bowser
Boss Goomba: Uh... Right. Gotcha.
: *thinking* Whoa.
- Like other minions, once Bowser frees the Magikoopas, a short skit occurs. Though not as quick as the aforementioned goomba, some of the text gets a bit quick. (Magikoopas numbered according to on-screen placement.)
Magikoopa #9: We who are not worthy of the mighty Bowser's personal rescue must honor him...
Magikoopa #8: We, the Magikoopa corps, have attempted to find a suitable way to express our deep gratitude...
Magikoopa #5 (Jerry?): *turns right* And so we hereby present an invigorating and inspiring dance of utter joy and happiness...
Magikoopa #6: *turns right* No, wait. We talked this over, Jerry, remember? We were gonna sing a song of Bowser praise?
Bowser: Forget it, minions! Let's get a move on!
*Bowser turns around*
Magikoopa #7: ''*turns left* Just a sec. I thought we'd build a monument to his strength!
*Bowser starts walking out*
Magikoopa #4: *turns down-left to #7; Bowser stops after a couple steps* No, we were going to make his favorite food, right?
Magikoopa #11: *turns up-left to #6* Not me—I voted for polishing his horns with velvet shammies...
Magikoopa #2: We DECIDED this, remember? It was foot massage all the way!
Magikoopa #10: *turns up* I still think that taking lutes and singing praises is sweet...
Magikoopas: *turn to face Bowser again, jagged speech balloon, enlarged text* KOO-RAH!