Funny / Little Demon

Episode 1: "First Blood"

• This exchange between Chrissy and Laura once the former learns of her true parentage.
  Chrissy: I'm supposed to accept that you had sex with Satan?! Or anyone?
  Laura: (slightly offended) HA! (sarcastically) Tight burn!
• Darlene's Establishing Character Moment, where she uses the portal Chrissy created to suck up all her garbage out of the bins.
  Darlene: (not really noticing that Laura is dragging Chrissy out thru the car window) Oh, hey, Laur! I left your sugar in the mailbox. (chuckles) Oh, God, what do ya make of this thing, huh? Biblical or the media?
  Laura: (dragging Chrissy to their house as she magically sets all their bushes on fire) You never know these days, Darlene!
• When Laura finally reunites with Satan to get Chrissy back, their confrontation gets a bit... flirty.
  Satan: (after witnessing Laura set one of his demons ablaze) What a fuckin' woman!
  (Laura spits in his face)
  Satan: (suggestively) Weren't you about to shove somethin' up my dick?
  Laura: (also suggestively) No one tells Momma what to do.
  Chrissy: Ugh.

Episode 2: "Possession Obsession"

• Chrissy tries to make possession sound harmless but keeps making it sound rapey.
  Bennigan: Don't you think it's shady to secretly enter people's bodies without their consent?
  Chrissy: No, I'm just entering them real quick.
  Bennigan: Right, sure—
  Chrissy: I mean, I'm just having fun with people inside them.
  (beat)
  Chrissy: No, well, it's not like they'll remember it. Oh, God, I feel like an asshole.

Episode 3: "Everybody's Dying for the Weekend"

• Darlene attempting to insult the snorkel monster (who grows whenever he gets complimented). She starts off a bit rough, but she does get the hang of it later.
  Darlene: "Snorkel Monster"? More like...More like "Dorkel Monster"! (the monster shrinks)
  Laura: Okay, I'm shocked that one worked.
  
  Darlene: Laura trapping you here is a gift to the world. My therapist told me everyone has something to live for. Clearly, she never met you! (Laura looks surprised and impressed) I'd tell ya to kill yourself but I'd feel bad for the knives!
  
  Darlene: Hey, Jimmy! Stick this up your small snorkel dick!

Episode 4: "Popularity: Origin of Evil"

• Convinced that Bennigan has been pressuring Chrissy into anal sex, Satan does what any father would do and confronts him... in the body of a recently-killed armadillo.
• Satan's first plan to make Bennigan popular is by starting a rumor that he's been sleeping with a female teacher. When this plan utterly backfires as the teacher gets into serious trouble because of this, this moment quickly provides the best example of Crosses the Line Twice.
  Principal Dawkins: Ms. Rainey, you are utterly depraved! How could you?!
  Ms. Rainey: Principal Dawkins, I swear those photos aren't real! Bennigan, please! Tell the truth!
  Bennigan: Of course! The truth is...
  Satan: (through Bennigan's hat) That I nailed Ms. Rainey in ways that would make God cry.

Episode 5: "Night of the Leeches"

• Snake with Arms describing his friendship with Satan using the lyrics to Paula Abdul's 'Opposites Attract'. Satan is thrilled by it, and they dance to the song as the credits roll.

Episode 6: "The Antichrist's Monster"

• Chrissy trying to pull a "I Have This Friend" when trying to explain Bennigan's situation. It fails spectacularly.
  Laura: A "friend", huh? You don't have to speak in code, honey. Masturbation is perfectly natural, and girls can do it, too.
  Chrissy: What?! Eww, no!
  Laura: It's a necessary destressor and you can do it anywhere.
  Chrissy: Jeeesus! Nevermind! (leaves the kitchen and teleports to the Metaphysical Realm as Laura keeps talking)
  Laura: In bed, the school bathroom before a test...
  • And when she does come to the Realm to get advice there, Snake with Arms also somehow assumes that Chrissy is talking about masturbating when she pulls the "I have a friend" routine again. As well as Satan, when Snake with Arms comes to his room...
    Satan: Flickin' the bean, already? God damn it, I can't deal with this shit right now!
• When Laura comes to the Metaphysical Realm to check whether or not Satan set a trap...
  Laura: (as she enters, painfully and violently, through a demon and pulls out her dagger) ALRIGHT, BITCH! IT ENDS TODAY! (turns to see a bored Satan carrying a robe and Bark Woofalo lying down) Hah. Guess this wasn't a ruse (throws her dagger to the ground) Who did I just kill?
  Satan: The veterinarian.

Episode 7: "Satan's Lot"

Episode 8: "Domestic Disturbance VIII"

• The entire "reluctant roach soldier" subplot, which throws in as many war tropes as it can fit.
• Before things get serious, Chrissy and Laura's feud is hilariously petty on both sides, with none of them being afraid to use their magic or other methods to rile each other up.
  Chrissy: Where the fuck is my phone?!
  Laura: (holding Chrissy's cellphone) Back down, Chrissy Feinberg or I delete your ShitSta account!
  Chrissy: I'll never "back down", hag!
  Laura: Deleted!
  Chrissy: (demonic scream that causes the windows to shatter) YOU BITCH! (throws weed bag out her window) Say goodbye to your weed! (crowd outside their house cheer)
  Crowd Member: (offscreen) I'm gonna fuck this weed!
  Laura: That's IT! Your phone's gonna see you in Hell! (throws Chrissy's phone out and then shoots it with a shotgun, destroying completely)

Episode 9: "Wet Bodies"

• Snake with Arms complaining about Satan's substance abuse problems.
  Satan: What are you, my sponsor?!
  Snake with Arms: (YES!)
  Satan: (sheepishly) Oh. Right. Thanks.

Episode 10: "Village of the Found"

• One of Satan's many children turns out to be actor Richard Kind.