Funny / Justice League 3000

  • Batman doesn't want to be saved by Superman and shows this by slapping a bomb on his face.
    • Later, Batman saves Green Lantern and Superman points out the hypocrisy.
    Superman: Let me get this straight. You save Green Lantern and that's just fine, but I save you and it's some kind of crime against humanity?
    Batman: That's essentially it.
  • Everyone saying that the Flash used to be more positive.
    Batman: They look at us like we're lab rats.
    Flash: Well aren't we?
    Batman: Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...
  • Superman leaping to his near death, refusing to listen to everyone's insistence that he can no longer fly.
  • While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, Three Stooges-style.