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-->'''Batman:''' They look at us like we're lab rats.
-->'''Flash:''' Well ''aren't'' we?
-->'''Batman:''' Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...

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-->'''Batman:''' They look at us like we're lab rats.
-->'''Flash:'''
rats.\\
'''Flash:'''
Well ''aren't'' we?
-->'''Batman:'''
we?\\
'''Batman:'''
Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...



* While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, Three Stooges-style.

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* While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, Three Stooges-style.Stooges-style.
* ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'' is modeled after her Bronze Age incarnation... which means she's no patience for fools and is very snarky.
** In ''Justice League 3001'' #3:
--->'''Supergirl:''' I'm confused, Flash. I thought we were going back to the League's headquarters.\\
'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' This is our headquarters.\\
'''Supergirl:''' In a castle...?\\
'''Flash:''' You've got to admit-- it's unique.
** And in the fifth issue:
--->'''Batman:''' There's another Batman here on Takron-Galtos, Supergirl. And, from what I've learned-- he's a dangerous lunatic.\\
'''Supergirl:''' So he's just like you.\\
'''Batman:''' I'm not some bloodthirsty vigilante.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Ah, the benefits of a damaged memory.\\
'''Batman:''' What are you saying?\\
'''Supergirl:''' I knew you, Bruce... the REAL you... A thousand years ago. Bravest man I ever met.\\
'''Batman:''' Thank you.\\
'''Supergirl:''' And the craziest.\\
'''Batman:''' That's not the way I remember it.
** You wouldn't believe how funny Batman and Supergirl's banter may be:
--->'''Batman:''' What do you think you're doing?\\
'''Supergirl:''' Saving you...?\\
'''Batman:''' I don't need saving!\\
'''Supergirl:''' Well, excuse me for trying to help!\\
'''Batman:''' You're as bad as your cousin, you know that?\\
'''Supergirl:''' No need to insult me!\\
'''Batman:''' That was pretty low. Sorry.
* In the fifth issue, the Starro envoy has trouble figuring out restrooms...
-->'''Starro:''' Forgive the delay, Guy Gardner. The Starro consciousness is unfamiliar with these units.\\
'''Guy:''' It ain't exactly a complex piece of equipment!\\
'''Starro:''' This need for constant waste disposal is a serious flaw in your species' biological design structure.\\
'''Guy:''' Really? An' havin' a starfish on your face while some obnoxious cosmic jackass uses your body for his own amusement is a good thing?
* Ice ''vouches'' for Blue Beetle and Booster Gold's competence... well, after a fashion.
-->'''Fire:''' Please! We're going to launch a covert operation with those two idiots?\\
'''Ice:''' They're '''far''' more capable than they appear. I think. I hope.

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* While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, ThreeStooges style.

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* While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, ThreeStooges style.Three Stooges-style.
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* Superman leaping to his near death, refusing to listen to everyone's insistence that he can no longer fly.

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* Superman leaping to his near death, refusing to listen to everyone's insistence that he can no longer fly.fly.
*While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, ThreeStooges style.
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-->'''Batman:''' Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...

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-->'''Batman:''' Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...day...
* Superman leaping to his near death, refusing to listen to everyone's insistence that he can no longer fly.
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* Batman doesn't want to be saved by Superman and shows this by [[DisproportionateRetribution slapping a bomb on his face]].
** Later, Batman saves Green Lantern and Superman points out the [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]].
-->'''Superman:''' Let me get this straight. You save Green Lantern and that's just fine, but I save you and it's some kind of crime against humanity?
-->'''Batman:''' That's essentially it.
* Everyone saying that the Flash used to be more positive.
-->'''Batman:''' They look at us like we're lab rats.
-->'''Flash:''' Well ''aren't'' we?
-->'''Batman:''' Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...

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