Funny / Justice League Elite

• Vera demonstrates her shape-shifting capabilities by impersonating Major Disaster and then hitting on him. He's suitably creeped out.
  Major Disaster: You're totally screwing up my private fantasies right about here. Don't need to be with myself when I'm with myself, okay?
• Manitou Raven unveils the team's transport to Changsha - a giant ferret spirit.
  Menagerie: Oooh!! Cutie!! Who's a big boy?
  Manitou Raven: Po-Pokta is the guardian totem of travelers... He is not "cute".
  Major Disaster: "Join the JLE. Fight terrorists. Good pay, benefits... see the world by giant-ass rat."
• The very existence of the Insult Aardvark.