S1E1: iStart Over
- Spencer went from being a struggling artist to a filthy rich and highly successful one, all thanks to a Marshmallow White House sculpture that had half of it melted. While many, including Freddie, took this as a very brave political statement, Spencer admits to Freddie that it was an accident, thanks to his phone spontaneously bursting into flames next to it.
- Later, Spencer's Jonas Book of World Records award-winning sculpture spontaneously catches on fire. Harper takes this to be intentional and likes it, but:
Carly: It wasn't supposed to catch on fire, was it?Spencer: (sighs) Never is. - Mixed with a little bit of Heartwarming, Freddie curiously wonders if Sam, who joined a biker gang, is doing okay. Carly assures him that she's fine and reminds him that it's Sam after all.Carly: I hope they're okay.
- Spencer apparently had a marionette-making phase, and he decided to store them in the old iCarly studio because it's away from the knives. When Freddie spots one that looks like Carly, Spencer tells him that he made Freddie marionette too, but he sold it...to Nora Dershlit.
- After 8 years, Spencer agrees to assist Carly with the renovation of her web show, but once he learns that he would reprise his role as the baby, he mutters "Dammit."
S1E2: iHate Carly
- Spencer inadvertently tasing himself and then pepper-spraying himself upon seeing Nora Dershlit.
- Spencer, after blinding himself, forces Freddie to act as his guide. This includes during Spencer's Zumba routine and picking up his dry-cleaning. Freddie is suspicious, asking if Spencer hasn't already regained his sight, but is reassured otherwise.Freddie: I'll go pick up your dry-cleaning.[Freddie leaves the apartment]Spencer: [removing his sunglasses and picking up the newspaper] A seven-letter word for divine occurrence...Freddie: [walking back into the apartment] Forgot the dry cleaner ticket...Spencer: (beat) I CAN SEE! IT'S A MIRACLE! That's seven letters.Spencer: Okay, I'm sorry. My sight came back earlier.Freddie: Oh, that's great! 'Cause now you can see me kill you.
S1E3: iFauxpologize
- Carly trying to talk like Harper. It's delightfully cringe-worthy.Carly: Spencer, you know how cutthroat it is out here! All these new platforms and influencers getting younger and younger. It's like Harper always says, "You gotta switch it up on a bitch!"
[Beat]
Carly: I'll never say that again. - While Carly is livestreaming Spencer's "Museum of Influence" exhibit, she is getting lots of negative feedback from her followers. While she sees their point, she thinks they're overreacting. That is until Willow shows her the main attraction: a pile of old CRT monitors (the computers are off-screen) playing the first new iCarly episode, albeit with Carly's voice distorted and a fiery background.Carly: WHAT IS THIS HELL?!
- Later, Carly finds a big thumbs up with a button on it.
Button: Like, like, like! Does this make your empty soul feel better?
Carly: A hateful like button. Heh. ...Deep - When Carly realizes that she has accidentally sent a group of rioters to protest Spencer's exhibit:Carly: Aw, crap. Gamers are putting down their controllers, foodies are sharpening their knives, and ASMR stans are coming to yell at you. Quietly.
ASMR Guy: (whispering) Screw you, loser! [eats the Pringle that Spencer had on display.]
S1E4: iGot Your Back
- Every time Freddie goes on a date with "Ramona", Spencer gets an alert on his phone requesting payment.[phone chimes first time]
Spencer: Dang it!
[phone chimes second time]
Spencer: Son of a...!
[phone chimes a third time]
Spencer: Obscenity!
S1E5: iRobot Wedding
- Spencer finds Millicent in his apartment.Spencer: Hey, why are you here with no adult supervision?
Millicent: Wow, way to roast yourself. - The mere fact that Carly thinks Prunella is a robot, as she can't fathom any human woman falling for Nevel Papperman.
S1E6: iM Cursed
- Seeing Freddie hilariously trying to relive his youth, dressing like a teenage skateboarder, getting intoxicated at Carly's party, and vomiting on Alexavier, and he tries to crowdsurf, but does a belly flop onto the floor and injures his neck.
- When Freddie sees Duke again, he says "What up, D-bag?" Apparently, it's an Insult of Endearment. Or Freddie is just so drunk that he didn't realize what he said. Duke doesn't seem offended by it either way.
- Spencer hires a fake fortune teller named Albert aka. the Great Zagnut, to trick Carly into thinking her birthday curse has been lifted. Only for the man to have an aneurysm and die. Not wanting Carly to find out, Spencer does his damndest to try and distract her so that the paramedics can remove the body. He succeeds.
- Alexavier, the fashion photographer, referring to Harper as "Merffin", due to the noises she made when starstruck. What makes this funnier is that she had her nametag on, but Alexavier believes she's rejecting her "government" name.
S1E7: iNeed Space
S1E8: iLove Gwen
S1E9: iMLM
S1E10: iTake a Girls' Trip
- Freddie's reaction to Spencer giving Carly and Harper another birdhouse.Freddie: I say this as someone who needs a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend.
- Carly and Freddie being greeted by the "Party Suite".Freddie: This isn't gonna be awkward with us sharing a room, is it?Carly: Why would it be?[Cue the sensual saxophone that George Michael would be proud of]Carly: …This isn't the Party Suite.
- Harper's and Millicent's equally confused glances when Maeve and Spencer meet for the first time.
- Apparently, spending four years kidnapped at sea was enough for Maeve to develop a fondness for seafood over Chinese. Harper immediately offering to watch the Taken trilogy is just icing on the cake.
- Spencer giving Maeve her Titanic fantasy. Harper's response?
- Millicent wanting to go protest her local froyo shop because they stopped carrying rainbow sprinkles. Disproportionate Retribution at its finest. Apparently, she also has her own checkbook despite being only 11. Makes you wonder how Freddie or Marissa ever allowed for that.
- Brooke offering Freddie and Carly a threesome, only for Carly to quickly shoot her down on that. She then muses why she keeps being rejected; first at "that funeral" and then at the DMV.
S1E11: iCan Fix it Myself
S1E12: iThrow a Flawless Dinner Party
S1E13: iReturn to Webicon
- In an otherwise scary moment, as the treehouse the group is staying is shaking from the storm:
- Freddie went full Papa Wolf like his mother and puts a helmet on Millicent, all while yelling "I AM MY MOTHER'S SON!".
- Carly jumps into Beau arms much to Wes' jealousy. When the two guys ended up catching each other, Carly tells Wes that Beau is just that "catchy".
- Amidst the entire chaos, Spencer is sitting in the middle of the room with headphones on, completely calm and oblivious to what is happening around him.Spencer: This album is literally rocking my world!
- A running joke throughout the episode focuses on the guys' fear of catching penis parasites, with Freddie announcing that he caught one during the trip. Nathan's stone-faced delivery makes it even funnier than it should be.
S2E2: iObject, Lewbert!
- Guppy and Chuck’s returns are just hysterical:
- For starters, Guppy still has his “Happy Birthday!” catchphrase well into adulthood.
- Lewbert shows the court a picture of Gibby, causing Carly and Spencer to happily say the name aloud.
- Guppy laments that he prefers to simply say “Happy Birthday” instead of answer Lewbert’s questions, and Carly asks if it actually is anyone’s birthday. The stenographer raises her hand.
- Spencer screams when Chuck is called up.Spencer: No. No! What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
- Chuck then pretends that the horrible things that he’s done to Spencer over the years was actually Spencer tormenting Chuck- All in a hilariously somber voice.
- Spencer takes a sip of water to calm himself down and-
- Chuck then opens a box of cupcakes and begins pelting them at Spencer.
- Spencer reacts so poorly that he has to be dragged out of court by security guards.Spencer: You want the truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! AVENGE ME, CARLY!
S2E3: i'M Wild and Crazy
S2E4: iHire a New Assistant
S2E5: iCupid
S2E6: iBuild a Team
S2E7: iDragged Him
S2E8: i'M a USA Bae
S2E9: iHit Something
S2E10: iThrow a Flawless Murder Mystery Party
