Funny: Half Baked

  • Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weeeeeeeeed?
  • Why don't we sell that stuff we smoked last night?
    You suggested that already!
    I did?
    (disconnected number tone) Marijuana affects the memory.
  • Marijuana's not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! Did you ever suck some dick for marijuana?
    • BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOO!
  • (Thurgood) Where are we gonna find a Jamaican?
    (Brian - White Guy) I'll pretend I'm Jamaican.
    (Thurgood) You have smoked yo'self retarded.
  • Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.
  • Hey Girl, you hungry?
    • Fuck you nigga!
      • Or in the TV version "Up Yours Honky!"
  • "The horse is a diabetic!"

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