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Funny moments in the Guilty Gear series.

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    Guilty Gear to Guilty Gear XX:AC 

  • Everytime Faust performs his GGX/EX Instant Kill where his victim's clothes are ripped and both combatants get a Funny Afro. Can also be counted as Moment of Awesome.
  • Similarly, May's Instant Kill has her call on the Jellyfish Pirates (bar Johnny) to stampede her opponent. The fatal blow is dealt entirely on accident, when Leap (the rotund, mild-mannered and grandmotherly cook of the crew) trips and falls onto the opponent trying to help one of the other crew members up.
  • Robo-Ky. In battle, in artworks, in story.
    • In Night of Knives, Slayer narrates how two Robo-Kys met each other. Due to differences in their missions and personalities, they often end up squabbling with each other.
      • Robo-Ky finds a science book for children and is convinced that he needs tangerines to create an infinite energy source.
      • At one point, they hit each other with mallets while insulting each other according to the rules of shiritori.
    • In Accent Core, he hits on every female character he encounters (except May because she's "too young") and rejects the repairs offered to him by Crow.
      (to Baiken): THOSE BREASTS... THEY'RE TOO PERFECT!
      (against Dizzy): ALTHOUGH SHE'S NOT HUMAN AND HAS TWO WEIRD THINGS COMING OUT HER BACK, SHE'S PERFECT!
      (to Crow): YOU FAIL AS HUMAN!
    • His reply to Crow when he was told that Ky escaped (after bragging his win over the original.)
      Robo Ky: SHIT HAPPENS.
  • Zappa's 2nd ending in Accent Core where his illness gets "cured" by Faust. The doctor found out that Zappa's handsome face was what attracted the ghost S-Ko, so to exorcise him, Faust gives him a nasty plastic surgery that makes his face look like a Picasso painting.
  • Dizzy's 1st ending in Accent Core where she is telling Johnny to finish his meal fast so she could go to Ky's place for their investigative sessions. Johnny, having noticed her fondness of him asks her if everything's going well with him (romantically.) Dizzy, as innocent as ever, doesn't understand what Johnny meant and left happily. Johnny, as a worried guardian, mentally told himself that someone like Ky Kiske wouldn't take advantage of Dizzy.
    Johnny: (I doubt that chump would do anything anyway...)
    • This becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you know that Ky and Dizzy will eventually live together and have an illegitimate child in the future.
  • Jam's story modes. She spends almost her entire story in Accent Core Plus trying to get people to eat at her restaurant and beating them senseless when they refuse. In one ending, it culminates in her knocking Crow unconscious and dragging him back to her restaurant. There's also Millia and Venom getting into a drunken argument and destroying her restaurant in GGX2.
  • Venom's horrified reaction to Jam calling the Assassin's Guild a ball-poking club.
  • Faust's Scalpel Enema attack is prone forcing hilarious reactions from its recipients, but Eddie has most likely taken the crown for the most entertaining and controller-dropping reaction in AC+. His response?
    OH YEAAAAAH!
  • Chipp's story mode in AC+ where he campaigns for his presidency and ends up being "allies" with... assassins! Take note that he has no evil intentions, it's just that he doesn't understand the implications.
  • Some of Slayer's Quotes shows how loose he is with Sharon...
    (Against Self): "Do you really think Sharon would mistake you for me? Ah! Why are you so nervous, Sharon?"
    (Against Bridget): "If you master those skills, I'd happily be your patron....Sharon? It's just a figure of speech!"
    (Against Axl): "Your looks are deceiving. Is that your secret? Hm? Don't look at Sharon like that!"
    • Again from Slayer:
      (Against Zappa): "Obsession is also a form of love. Of course, you should choose a spouse carefully. Right, Sharon?"
      (Against Faust): "I find humans fascinating because someone like you comes along once in a while."
  • The game has a few amusing and really well-written instances where plucky time-traveller Axl Low engages in teasing with Sol Badguy.
    Axl: You remember your high school romance? That majestic space center in Houston? Ahhh, the fleeting beauty of youth.
    Sol: I'm gonna wipe you off the face of this Earth, son! When I'm done, there won't be enough left to scream!

    Axl: Check out this picture! It's you from when you were a kid!
    Sol: Shut the hell up!

    Axl: How about you let me go? I have that CD...
    Sol: The LP is fine.
    • There's also one between Axl and I-no that's just too much fun to let go:
      Axl: Don't laugh at me but... Your chest.... I LOVE IT!
      I-no: Don't you know it's against the law?
    • Also between Baiken and Faust (note that this is one of Baiken's default intros, using either "man", "woman", or in Eddie's case "monster"... but for Faust, well...):
      Baiken: Keep it serious... Uh... Um...
      Faust: (descends happily with his Umbrella)
    • Or between Johnny and Testament
      Testament: I'm in your debt.
      Johnny: But of course; why don't you come drink sake with me sometime?
    • or Johnny and Dizzy:
      Dizzy: I'm confiscating your "instrument".
      Johnny: NO WAY!
    • Or Ky and Robo-Ky
      Ky: So it has come to a fight...
      Robo-Ky: A DESPERATE FIGHT— CASE 48 'ORIGINAL ENCOUNTER' MANUAL SAYS 'MIMIC ACTIONS ACCORDINGLY'— WHAT THE HECK?!
  • Certain games give characters the ability to taunt. You'll never get the chance to do so in battle since you'll be constantly guarding and whittling your opponent's health, but you can see them in training mode. Some highlights include:
    • May sticking out her tongue like a child.
    • Dizzy chiding a bickering Undine and Necro.
  • Sol in XX can deal Clean Hit with certain moves for increased damage, by hitting certain area of the opponent's character. This is character-specific. Clean Hit on Axl Low involves hitting him right in the crouch.
  • Potemkin's "Slide Head" move, introduced in X. While a useful anti-zoning tool and long-range option, the visual for it is cartoonish: Potemkin literally slams himself face-first into the ground. It gets even better (or worse) should he start spamming the move, and even better in a Mirror Match who does the same thing.


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